NASCAR Fan

1.) One who considers turning left a sport.
2.) One who consumes Pabst Blue Ribbon while watching aforementioned "sport".
3.) One who has never heard of WRC, or otherwise cannot comprehend the sheer magnitude of WRC's inherent superiority over NASCAR.
4.) One who fails to realize that the automotive world is far bigger than just Ford, GM, and Daimler-Chrysler.
5.) One who takes offense when Dale Earnhardt Jr. is exposed as a media-whoring redneck bastard with no talent.
6.) One who may possibly have been or is currently in a sexual relationship with a blood relative.
7.) One who should be murdered on-sight, preferrably with a blunt object salvaged from a Toyota parts bin.

Shut up, NASCAR Fan, before I say something really mean.

by Ninja Disaster March 5, 2005

nascar

National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing

Some people like baseball, I like Nascar. Its the best.

by nick1369 February 20, 2009

NASCAR driver

Someone who turns left for a living.

NASCAR drivers can't turn right.

by DC10 dude November 5, 2014

Nascar

Formula 1 for rednecks.

NASCAR:

N - Non
A - Athletic
S - Sport
C - Centered
A - Around
R - Rednecks

by alex1010 April 14, 2009

Nicaragua

COUNTRY. between Costa Rica and Honduras NOT IN AFRICA. and NO. most people there are not. ''BLACK''. The country has beautiful lakes and volcanoes, Wonderful beaches and the weather is very hot yet tropical. Around 90 to 80 Farenheit.

You can use wikipedia to check more about this great country. not CONTINENT like BUSH said.

George Bush : ''Nicaragua is a nice continent''

VERY WRONG.

by MassiveFailure April 7, 2009

Nascar style

Nascar lovers favorite sexual position. Others refer to it as doggie style

Hey honey, lets do it Nascar style so we can both watch the race.

by Spango November 22, 2007

Nicaraguan Landing Crew

To sucsessfully complete this sexual feat one must have a large bed under a balcony. The male requests his partner climb atop the bed, hindparts pointed to the ceiling, with a road flare inserted into her rectum. She will serve as the landing crew. The male then takes his position on the balcomy, with all lights turned down, makes the decent to the runway. Leap from the balcony and make your entry into the vagina. This stunt carries a high risk factor and should only be attempted after an introductory training session.

After watching those Evel Keneivel videos last night i got the urge for a Nicaraguan Landing Crew.

by Matt Lorenz April 8, 2008