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nice guy

A man who doesn't know how to be a man, can be beta - or omega -
Weak willed, quiet and "nurturing" (like a mother)

Devotes too much time to be a "nice guy", wastes time on the web laughing at memes and sobbing because women go for assholes (assertive males who partake in group activities and have friends as well as knowing what they want), probably out of shape and have no desireable qualities that a woman would look for in a partner.
These people are usually spoil girls by buying them things and listening to everything they have to say, constantly hold out in case the girl drops their standards enough to date them and will tell others how they "love" said girl.

Similar to "bubbly" girls (being fat and unlikeable is optional), nothing nice about them so you just apply a generic word because you can't say they are unlikeable.
"Gary, you are such a nice guy, I wish I could find someone like you (who isn't a spineless little bitch)"
"Date me then, Fiona, I love you and I spend all night looking at rage comics relevant to our situation!"
"But you aren't the one for me"
"What is wrong with me??"
"I'm just not ready for a relationship, sorry"
Fiona then starts dating the assertive guy who has a personality as well as a pair of ears and a wallet, they laugh together about Gary behind his back and the new bf will usually joke to her and his friends about how he is "scared of losing her to Gary", Gary backs off when he makes a move and gets threatened because he turns rapey/stalkerish
by Alpha- May 15, 2014
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a guy, usually bisexual or homosexual, who will swallow semen when someone ejaculates into his mouth.
Bad guys suck. I'm a nice guy.
by blowboy September 3, 2007
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No more "Mr. Nice Guy"

Huh??? You were never being particularly nice to begin with. :P
Anytime am irritably-overbearing a**h**e snorts. "No more "Mr. Nice Guy", I get really nervous --- he was already being mean and hostile up to that point, and so if THAT was his idea of GOOD behavior, then Heaven help us when he "pulls out all the stops" and acts in ways that he himself views as NOT nice...!
by QuacksO March 19, 2019
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Nice Guy Syndrome

A phrase given by women who just don't want to sleep with ugly men but want to label them something because everyone needs a label. It's not good enough that you are the nicest person they ever met. They have a preconceived opinion of who you are and that is the nice guy who does things for them and gets used. You are being used by your female friend. If you try to be a jerk because she likes jerks and she only wants to date jerks, she will stop talking to you because she doesn't think of you as a jerk. You are her security. You are her beta male who gives her things and she needs you to survive yet she is going to have sex with the biker dude who doesn't care about her. They are going to have lots of sex while you sit at home fantasizing about your dream girl. The truth is that she is never going to talk to you in a sexual or romantic manner unless she can get something from you. Do not give her money. The rude, selfish women you are attracted to just don't care about how nice you are. Being a nice person will pay off in the long run but do not wear your heart on your sleeve. Make the girl work for your attention and affection. If she doesn't care about you that way then she never will. Don't waste your time on someone who doesn't care if you are nice to them. Talk to that nice girl who keeps looking at you, but is too shy to say hi. Really a shame that nice guy syndrome has replaced the whole concept of being a nice guy. Basically you are being used. Stop being used.
Wow that girl is totally taking advantage of how nice that guy is by making him buy stuff for her! She must think he has nice guy syndrome or is really, really desperate for a girlfriend and is totally using him!
by FilmGuy2000 December 5, 2017
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Nice guy

The president of the Virgin Islands. Will 99.99999999999% percent of time hate chad.
Stacy: "I think Brad is a Nice guy..."
Andrea: "Then why do you avoid him?"
Stacy: "I meant THAT type of Nice guy you cheese hoe"
by I come here for content April 25, 2020
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Nice Guy

by heynzen August 15, 2020
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1. The types of guys girls always equate into pussies (or a pussy), as they compensate for its lack of looks with dedication, knowledge and sincerity.
Girl 1: Look at that guy over there! He's cute. :)
Girl 2: Nah. He's a nice guy. And you do know what nice guys are? PUSSIES!
by Tim1986 May 25, 2006
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