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NASCAR

The "sport" that all white trash loves. Watch as 43 drivers perform an exciting attempt at turning left for 4+ hours. Caution flags are thrown when wrecks happen, but most of the time it's because a harmless segment of a 4 day old cigarette is found on the track. Pit stops are made too. This is when the drivers cars are having a hard time

turning left or running out of gas. It is also an indicator of how much air pollution is being put in the air from 43 cars. Dale Jr wins every single time.

Danica Patrick loses every single time. The reason white trash attend these events is because they have to celebrate over their last deer kill by watching cars turning left. Often times in the bathrooms, there is nothing but shit in the urinals and piss in the toilets. This is the only place where the women's bathroom is grosser than the men's because of the blood addition. People who come here spend all their yearly savings of $30 to watch cars turn left. They can't afford any extra overpriced clothes, hats, etc. Don't get me started on the $10 toy nascars they sell at the races. This pretty much sums it all up.
"Hey Adam, you wanna go get hammered at a NASCAR event tonight?"

"I'd rather die"
by bmb0909 November 4, 2015
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NASCAR

The best sport in the world; has some of the world's most talented drivers; has some of the world's sexiest men (i.e. Jeff Gordon, Jimmie Johnson, Kasey Kahne, Elliott Sadler, Dale Junior, etc.)
"But honey!! We can't go shopping NOW!!! NASCAR is on!!"
by Katie48 July 15, 2008
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nascar

NASCAR:gNarly
Awesome
Speed and Competetion when
Cars
Are
Racing
anti NASCAR heckler:NASCAR is fuckin lame man dumb ass redneck sport where jackasses get paid too much to drive around in circles for 3 1/2 hours, it's not a sport neither "NFL" "MLB" "NHL" THOSE are sports

me to anti NASCAR heckler:(i kick him very swiftly in the nut's) "DOES IT SUCK NOW ASSHOLE!?!?"
by Joe Smith 2 August 20, 2007
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nascar

Nascar is the hardest sport to do.
Nascar is boring to watch.
Nascar is for people who cant turn right.
by yayareavaulter April 13, 2007
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nascar

US word for what is called in the UK Touring Car Racing, only cars are much bigger and seriouly faster on the straights but don't have to go round real corners.
AJ not only raced Nascar and Indy but also raced in Europe
by Andy MacFadyen January 21, 2004
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NASCAR

Automobile racing that use to be interesting until the drivers in the series became too scared of speed and actual racing.
Bill : Hey what happened to NASCAR. Stan : oh you didn't hear the drivers and owners decided going fast was scary.
by Bacon13 March 14, 2015
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NASCAR

NASCAR, or the National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing is the sanctioning body for stock car racing in the United States. Teams compete in different series' within the sport to win races and the overall points championship at the end of the year. NASCAR is the world largest spectator sport and has been the governing body for these series' of stock car racing since 1949.
NASCAR racing is an exciting sport featuring high powered race cars and teams competing for the championship.
by NKMB January 2, 2016
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