Noriretardation

A rare disease that affects some men. Noriretardation can cause a sexual attraction towards minors and just overall creepiness. On July 26th of 2018 Andy Howell discovered this disease after his boyfriend had showed some unerving symptoms. Some symptoms of Noriretardation can be small penis, creepiness, an unusual sexual attraction towards minors/siblings and obesity which is found in 50% of patients. Other diseases that have been linked to Noriretardation are Autism, Pedophilia, and Fuckboism. The NNA (Noriretardation National Association) has been curing patients all over the world. If you think that you or a loved one might have Noriretardation you can call the NAH (Noriretardation Association Hotline) at [phone]. Don't let Noriretardation go unseen. Call today.

"Yo I think my bf might have noriretardation"
"Call the NAH and get him cured"

by tiny the loser July 25, 2018

Norish

When your munging for a feed.

Damn I’m a bit norish.

by elvis presey January 19, 2020

fuzzy norseman

When you shave your balls and put the shavings in your roomates axe bodywash.

James shaved his balls in the shower and wondered how to dispose of his clippings. He decided that his roomate would like a fuzzy norseman as he put the clippings his axe bodywash.

by Cptn stabbin December 10, 2010

snore noise

a literal noise one makes as a response to something dumb and/or they don't want to respond to, acting like they've fallen asleep

The snore noise is my go-to response any time some turd at a bar tries to hit on me, works every time. I highly recommend it.

by GlazeHer August 24, 2016

microwave noise

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*beep*
*beep* *beep*
Also a meme

Microwave Makeing microwave noisesHmmmmmmmmmm * beep*

Bob oh my popcorns done

by Nooblegend2769 May 7, 2020

Draco Noise

When you see a really cool edit of a really hot person and then you make a very interesting noise.

Person 1: Ummmm… What was that noise. Are there people upstairs?
Person 2: No. That was just Abby. She was watching an edit.

Person 1: Then why did she make THAT kind of noise.

Person 2: Ohhh that’s called a Draco Noise.

by john owen fan August 12, 2021

Norissa

Norissa's are beautiful and kind. They are nice unless spoken against. The are the nicest person you will ever meet. Bestest of friend. Do multiple sports and are very good at them. They will keep you guessing on what their going to do next. Have beautiful eyes and usually brown. They tend to have blond or brunet hair. They have a very out going personality and very humorous.

I need to get a gorgeous girl like Norissa

by Oxoxyourgirloxoxoxoxo June 3, 2017