Mclennon

A ship between Beatles John Lennon and Paul McCartney. I highly advise you not to google it.

God, there are some abysmal mclennon fanfictions out there

by crimeapples January 11, 2022

Gossip mycelia

Mycelia are the vegetative part of a fungus consisting of a mass of branching threadlike hyphae. It’s thought that mycelia can decompose organic compound thus absorbing the nutrients from the environment. Gossip mycelia are a mass of branching hyphae of the “gossip queen”. Gossip queen use this mycelia to decompose human minds thus absorbing the most valuable part of the human being-the spirit and conscience. You, me or anyone could be one part of the gossip mycelia of the gossip queen. We together consist of this massive gossip mycelia like a huge gossip network. Try to imagine how ugly the fungi mycelia can be. The gossip mycelia are much uglier.

“You slept with Jack’s wife?” I asked.
“How do you know?” He asked surprisingly.

“Who can escape the powerful gossip mycelia?” I laughed.

by kakadede February 12, 2010

Epic McLegend

A phrase to describe how epic a person is, with a McDonald's twist.

Person 1 - "How much sex did you have last weekend?"

Person 2 - "Lots, although I can't remember any of it because I spent my monthly wage on Skittle-Bombs."

Person 1 - "You Epic McLegend!"

by EpicMclegend September 23, 2011

Leah McLean

“watch out for her as she’s known for attempted necrophilia, she’s a real freak in the sheets”

Poor wee boy

oh lord did you see that leah McLean

by Hollie Molly August 20, 2019

Shezza McLez

When your friend comes into her true self and let's you know that she is a member of the LGBTQI+ community! A Shezza McLez is a beautiful, strong and proud woman who knows exactly who she is and is more than happy to shout it from the roof tops. The amount of love that surrounds a Shezza McLez is so powerful it could move mountains. Everybody deserves to have a Shezz McLez in their bubble.

My friend told me she was a Shezza McLez and I could have wet my pants with excitement! I am so happy for her!

by loveroftacos December 9, 2020

McCleary

a HUGE SHIT

I just dropped a McCleary and am now much lighter

by devo_dale January 10, 2009

McLetdown

Having a craving for McDonalds, going to a McDonalds, buying a hamburger, and tasting it.
McLetdown

Human#1: Dude, I had a McDonalds Humburger yesterday
Human#2: *shakes head* McLetdown!!

by SH8aP June 11, 2006