museum

something human beings clearly saw at some point in time but is now extinct

Now museum, now you don't.

by dookeyboy November 16, 2010

Musexual

More interested with music\musical instruments then with the opposite gender

"are you going to be with ur chick tonight"

"Nah id rather play my guitar"

"Dude ur 2 musexual"

by GuitarLover55555555555555555 December 16, 2008

Musette

Beautiful girl with an even better personality, she is smart grounded and did I mention beautiful? she is a bit crazy with a free spirit and eyes deeper than Mexican caves, if you have a Musette hold on to that little French girl for dear life, you only meet girls like her once in a lifetime

Have you seen Musette today?

by Kdkfn March 2, 2018

Muser

An obsessive fan, of the obsessivly amazing British band MUSE.

Hey, have you heard the new Muse song???

What a dumb fucking question to ask a muser

by Baron Von Kevin October 23, 2007

Creation Museum

1) A $27 million dollar monument of stupidity.

2) A "museum" in kentucky (figures) that displays, among other things, carnivorous dinosaurs living happily with humans 5000 years ago. (Taking a page out of Jurassic Park)

3) A mark of embarrassment for the United States.

4) A source of mental retardation for any child who is unfortunate enough to be taken there.

Person A:Have you been to the creation museum in Kentucky?

Person B: Do i look mentally retarded?

by turtlehead2378 May 2, 2009

Museum Level

The dosage of psychoactive substance (particularly 2CB) whereby you can feel the effects, but not appear to be an obvious dope fiend when in public. As coined by Dr Alexander Shulgin.

Ye man, I've got a really nice, like, museum level of high going on.

by babasutus February 3, 2009

Musea

The smartest person you'll ever meet, always seeking adventure, kind, caring and full of wit.

Musea is the best.

by Ritter24 July 16, 2016