by dat man tyrone October 15, 2020
Get the murkedmug. When you are having an important discussion about a given topic, and a guy then just randomly says a stupid and non-topic sentence.
Todd: Yes, I think if you add a little basil to the egg, it'll be much tastier.
Greg: You're right, I should do that.
Chad: I just farted!
Todd and Greg: Could you just stop f*cking Murking?!
Greg: You're right, I should do that.
Chad: I just farted!
Todd and Greg: Could you just stop f*cking Murking?!
by Relkozien March 28, 2019
Get the Murkingmug. To rush one or many juicy, delectable freshmen for a pledge class in a traditional Greek organization. Accomplished by networking friend groups, holding fun events, and getting frosh laid.
Frosh: "Yo Frat Star, I'm having a really great time at this event. I got laid because of you. I'm definitely going you guys!"
Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"
Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"
by TheFratLordSupreme October 16, 2016
Get the Murk-and-Jerkmug. /mərk/
Verb
past tense: murked; present gangsta participle: murkin'
1. To murder
2. To maim
3. To decimate a foo so bad that the very fabric of their DNA has unraveled leaving a puddle of their former body upon the floor.
Verb
past tense: murked; present gangsta participle: murkin'
1. To murder
2. To maim
3. To decimate a foo so bad that the very fabric of their DNA has unraveled leaving a puddle of their former body upon the floor.
by FlexGod420 August 21, 2020
Get the Murkmug. Together, they are the "Three Dingos." They are people who enjoy cooking up little bits of things, being together, and codding all day all night.
by Shabangola August 1, 2012
Get the Dirk, Kurt, Murkmug. The act of bring complete and total fuckingshitup upon a your enemies and anyone who stands in your way.
If the pizza doesn't get here by the time im done jerking off into this chucky doll, I will MURK every last motherfucker in this blockbuster!
by Ponchothepaperbag March 21, 2019
Get the Murkmug. A real street nigga that earned his name trappin' and gun clappin'. One who is not to be trifled with, underestimated or offended. Respected everywhere he go, long live his Bankroll. Personal friend of Gucci Mane.
by Murk Shottem February 14, 2017
Get the murk shottemmug.