muppet douche

A douche bag that keeps flappin' his jaw about nothing.

Fuck, that muppet douche Paul keeps opening his mouth.

Why is that muppet douche still talking?

muppet douche by .anonymous93846 June 30, 2008

Muppet Fucker 

A person who has a fetish involving sexual acts with muppets.

Orehna is a Muppet Fucker

Muppet Fucker by Xenu4d2 May 3, 2008

muppet crazy 

To lose all control, flop around uncontrollably, and make loud incoherent noises. Like Animal, the muppet.

He stuck his face in her cleavage and went muppet crazy. She had to spend 5 minutes cleaning up his slobber.

muppet crazy by tyberiusREX December 16, 2007

muppet reject 

A person who is full of his/her self-importance, yet knows nothing about the subject they're talking about.

"Wow, the Newscaster seems a well-informed authority on China!"
"Nah, he's an expert on spreading bullshit - a muppet reject"

This one was rejected from the muppet show because he was too ugly.

muppet reject by Magnificent Mutley October 18, 2008

Muppet's Mouth 

Slang word for vagina

My playsuit is riding right up my muppet's mouth.

Muppet's Mouth by ohthatslovely February 20, 2012

muppet baby 

One who talks about guitars but never plays them. Also talks like a muppet.

I heard Muppet Baby talking about the time he broke his strings and then made a scarfice to Satan.

muppet baby by derm June 18, 2005

muppet diver

a lesbian who "goes down" her sex partner, and licks the clitoris

MawMaw's definition of a muff diver

That muppet diver munches that raunchy love rug all through the night.

muppet diver by jared jones November 22, 2007