HAMP Modification

The process by which an individual comes across a person in distress begging for assistance and, instead of offering aid to the distressed person, proceeds to defecate on their face.

Have you heard about the Obama making home affordable mortgage modification program? That shit doesn't work at all. I tried to apply, and all I got was a HAMP Modification from the fucking bank.

by Elle Bee Jay September 8, 2010

Ho-Motion

a promotion of one's hoeness

Bubble-Butt Guppy posted another Ho-Motion video of her ass in her Spaced & Confused group on kik!

by Bubble-Butt Guppy© October 13, 2019

appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body

This is Peridot's definition of a shirt (they are actually shorts tho) to which Garnet replies, "Nice shorts..." Peridot is quite new to Earth so she doesn't know what a pair of shorts are.

green space dorito: imagine... appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body!
two lesbians that mould into one lesbian: nice shorts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by imachickenugget May 22, 2020

Havin motion

Lil Joudeh

Havin motion means you real deal like that.

Lil Joudeh havin motion

by Lil Joudeh July 7, 2022

you're look like a crap in slow motion

a tf2 meme

heavy:scout!
scout:yeah?
heavy:where is your mama?
scout:*u wot m8*
scout:you're look like a crap in slow motion

by whomst've am I? April 5, 2018

Bro-modification

to alter a word for the better by using "bro" as a modifier.

Bro-nado, Bro-mance, Bro-k, Bro-pression, Bro-gram are all Bro-modifications

Don't fuck up my Bro-gram.

by sweetINKd00d January 13, 2009

motion lotion

Lubricating liquid or gel that helps out the act of plundering one or more sexual orifaces, such as Vasiline, K-Y jelly, butter or motor oil.

Conceited woman (while having sex): "Aren't I tight?"
Conceited man: "No, just full. Get out the motion lotion."

by PeeBee February 1, 2004