Yummy moss

A type of moss that tastes good

Tom:”I found some yummy moss in the woods, do you want some?
Larry:”of course I do I love moss”.

by A possum possum January 1, 2021

Kate Moss

When something bad happens and the person you want to blame is no where near what happened

Sarah falls down the stairs
Sarah: Oh man Dylan just Kate Moss'd me
Sam: But Dylan isn't here
Sarah: I know

by Tess T. Culls May 20, 2022

Moss Rartin

The Fuhrer of all those who have been made fun of over the years. HE is their leader and will one day rally them to come back and destroy us. However, he still enjoys the pleasures of such fun games as Pokemon, Pick-up Sticks, jacks, marbles and a plethora of adult toys. His main occupation is taking care of his grandmother. She can be found at any time wandering around the arcade and mumbling to herself about moss' shortcomings. Nonetheless, we still, um, hate him.

Moss Rartin, Your collector's edition Pogs have been found, please report to the main office to claim
also:
Moss Rartin, your library book, "What is Happening to My Body" is overdue, please return immediately.

by Navid Dort April 20, 2005

Lip Moss

A term usually used in hockey to describe a mustache.

You see Parros' saucy lip moss last night?

by Plymouth Breezy August 1, 2012

Moss Piglet

A novice (green to, ie: moss) to pig play/dirty sex

Friend 1: Dude, you totally missed it last night. I went to this party and it was lit. The host had the house sectioned out in different sex themes. I was in the pig pen and by the end of the night I was made a Moss Piglet.

by KnowItAll1979 July 24, 2022

Mallory Moss

Mallory Moss is like Whipped Cream. My best friend, someone who loves me and speaks her mind, Knows what she wants, and fights for what she belives in. Mallory laughs when I fall but makes sure Im okay.

Mallory Moss is like whipped Cream, fun and fluffy

by Friends = Life May 30, 2011

Moss Trooper

A brave gentleman that loves to lick out fat girls with hairy cabbage patches (Vagina).

Moss trooper:
Friend: "Damn Johnny, what have you got in you teeth. You been flossing man?"
Johnny: "Shit son, you caught me. I was moss trooping heffer helen last night!"

by jumpmanxdxd June 20, 2018