Molinify

1. To make any given object, task, or idea marked by moderate simplicity unecessarily complex for no apparent reason

3. To complexify

2. To put emphasis on unambiguously superflous details

I molinified the phrase "Show me the money." Now it's a five-page essay being graded on the proper use of the £

I just took a shit. Now I am going to eat it, smell it, listen to it, squish it in my hands, observe it, and look at its chemical composition. Then I think I'll write an essay about the pigments in it. Then I'll expound on it dispite the fact that it is utterly insignificant. Hey! I am going to molinify it!

by Wankmasta April 12, 2005

Morning Love

When your dog comes up to you and rubs his neck against your face to show affection

Man, you should have seen the morning love Wrigley gave me this afternoon.

by Seane222 February 25, 2010

Magic Morning

When you're woken up with oral sex.

"I woke up this morning with with his face between my legs. You could say it was a magic morning."
"How do you want to wake up? I'll take a magic morning."

by prelinguisticmajor February 19, 2019

Last Minute Morning

A term used to describe a morning where you quickly try to finish up an assignment that is due that day. Hence; "Last Minute Morning".

DUDE! I'm so tired because of procrastinating that project up until the last minute morning. I hope I get a good grade...

by DUD3sweet May 29, 2008

Morning head

adj. The act of a female giving head while a man is still asleep, before waking.

Ryan had such big wood when I woke up, I couldn't resist giving him morning head. I have never seen him so happy to be awoken!

by Sixty Sex Spot June 29, 2002

morning wood

A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.

After sleeping so soundly and having a great night's rest, it is no surprise to wake up with an erection.

by Dr.Pascalle December 2, 2004

morlinator

also accasionally answers to the name Nancy Morland, dwells behind closed doors of the cursed classroom 7B. No child in the history of their stay at the school, Saint Sin-mon and Rude have ever thought of happiness or joy when hearing her name. The name: morlinator. The Weapon: "pinks" The State: M I N I S O T A !

Come visit the Morlinator in room 7B for a special surprise...death!

by anders.t April 27, 2004