montague

town with 98% white population...usually a town that is good in football but thats it...nothing else..sometimes track but thats it....

hey lets go visit montague...ok lets go

by balcom December 17, 2005

Montage

A very overpriced fascist hotel in Laguna Beach. Rooms start at over $700 a night so you can "rub elbows" with the rich and famous. They constantly run "education classes" for their employees so that they become part of the "Montage Culture" which is very reminiscent of Nazi Germany. They also lie and get rid of undesirables that no longer fit their employee image. Generally you are told you are blessed to work there and if you don't volunteer for one of their charities you are marked for expulsion. It's like a very dysfunctional family - pretty on the outside but rotten to the core.

Anything overpriced and empty of soul located in Orange County. "Let's go to the Montage and spend a lot of money so that we feel like we're important."

by vinosnob October 23, 2007

Montague

To get extremely blackout drunk and eat someone else's large assortment of expensive french cheese.

Dude, last weekend I was at this wedding and the groom's father Montagued all over the living room.

Holy shit did you just Montague in the bathroom?

by Charles Martel August 19, 2006

montage

We're gonna need one.

We're gonna need a montage!

by A. Pseudonym October 23, 2004

monta vista

(adj)to describe something as an infestation of nerdlingers, azns and sluts inhabiting a ghetto.

(noun) A "hot chick" deterrent.

(used as adj)Oh god, last night's dance was SO monta vista.

(used as noun)
club security: (stands in the way)Whoa! Whoa, hold it! I'mma havta ask you to leave! The manager doesn't want this place to turn into a monta vista.
ugly guy w/ whore: (walks away in shame)

by CHAMeleon April 28, 2004

Monta Vista

As a White monta vista student surrounded by stuck up over acheivers w/ no life asians (like 73%of the school), i would like to state that the majority of the remaining white population of mv doesn't give two shits to what the asians do or what classes they take. We get by just fine w/ c's.

Asian student: hey what classes u get?
White student: dude y da fuck do u care what u got?
Asian student: calculus, APUSH, Economics, Java, Physics AP-
White student: dude i was lost at what was it calculas? man yer fuckin retarded

by Cracka May 6, 2005

montadar

A Great Loveable Person, Hard To Fine But You'd Never Want To Let Go
Has A Gret Sense Of Humor
Outgoing, Loveable, Caring , Handsomd , Great Personality , Unique, One Of A Kind You cOuld Say

Montadar Gives Me The Feeling Of Freedom

by Yooooo_1813 December 28, 2013