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vehicular monty 

when your erratic driving causes your passengers to spill food upon themselves

began at a shipping company around the same time as shev and monty

Erratic driving caused several people to spill their food and drinks upon themselves while heading back from lunch. Made national as employees transferred or had business trips to other parts of the country
If you don't slow down around this curve, you are going to cause a vehicular monty.
vehicular monty by mightyacorn January 14, 2010
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full Monty 

British slang phrase meaning "everything, the whole lot" or, when used as an adjective, "all the way".
My girlfriend left me, she said it’s because I was not willing to go the full Monty.
full Monty by Capuchon Mike December 9, 2017

the full monty 

To go all the way, to give it all you have and hold NOTHING back.
"That's it, I'm going the full monty and betting all my chips!"
the full monty by GhostFaceGirl February 9, 2005

Mount me monty 

A whore who will sleep with everyone you know except for you (when you want to rail her). A mount me monty knows you want her and could be refered to as a cocktease. Although many males want to rail a mount me monty you should be advicsed to never have a relationship with one as they will definately cheat on you.
Man what I would give to do that Mount me monty. I would never date her though!
Mount me monty by vegeta867 January 2, 2013

the full monty 

British high street taylors Montague Burton, now called simply Burtons, did a range of cheaper suits, with optional waistcoat. I think this was around the 1940's. Having a Full Monty was going in and getting trousers, jacket AND waistcoat, especially if you were a soldier going back to civilian life.
I've got the Full Monty organized for my wedding.
the full monty by wuggy February 25, 2008

Three Lane Monty 

Merging over three lanes in quick succession with reckless abandon to catch an exit you weren't paying attention for.
A person driving a huge SUV with Jersey plates doing the Three Lane Monty almost killed myself and my motorcycle on I-95 today!
Three Lane Monty by nuh uh no way September 25, 2010

Giga Monty 

The ultimate fnaf giga Chad with his own reddit r/gigamonty
Have you joined r/gigamonty yet the reddit for all things relating to Giga Monty
Giga Monty by BidoofGod April 21, 2022