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Modern Welfare

The act of using your welfare check to buy the video game Modern Warfare 2.
example:
1:Yo dawg check out this game i gots

2:Yo ass on welfare howd you get dat shit

1:WIT my welfare nigga

2: thats some modern welfare rite there
by Harib Al'Sac January 29, 2010
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Post-post modernism

Also known as 'meta-modernism'. An inevitable categorical representation of our 'present' cultural age. It can be defined as a wide-ranging set of developments in critical theory, philosophy, architecture, art, literature and culture which are emerging from and reacting to post-modernism. Essentially, anyone that uses this term 95% of the time is a complete and utter pretentious and severely lost fuck-wit who views anything 'contemporary' with the same degree of fascination and reverence as anyone would today in context of artistic expressions before the 20th century. A million layers of irony and meta-observation coat the conceptual fabric of these peoples world perspective; nihilistic and empty speculations centred upon nothing comprise of their reality.

As can be deduced from the flowery and vague speculative language apparent (which is equally reflected within its actual content), meta-modernism is an aimless groping in the dark of an empty abyss, which cannot even be properly classified as a represented as 'nothingness', as it supposedly transcends all limitations of logical categories whilst at the same time remaining bound within them in a limbo state of infinite negation, construction, and the both synthesised into an infinite spiral which extends out into an unfathomable state of incalculable layers of irony.
Max: Hey Fenton, I just noticed that in your kindle library you had some post-post modernistic literature? Wtf is that shit?
Fenton: Ahh I'm glad you asked. Post-post modernism can be described in a nut-shell as an attempt of liberation of the inertia resulting from a century of modernistic idealogical naivety and cynical insincerity of its antonymous bastard child. It can be viewed as a movement in respect of transcending the super-imposed false dichotomies impressed upon our culture in hope of embracing a union of scientific-poetic synthesis and informed naivety of a magical realism of which exists -
Max: Lol wtf? What are you trying to say?
Fenton: Haha idk, it took me a couple hours to memorise and recite all the words and fuck you put me off but! I'll go from the beginning and recite this shit from scratch.
Max: Go to the fucking art-centre and you'll get all the chicks saying that shit, fuck man lets go tonight.
Fenton: Why do you think I bothered learning it cunt? Fuck yeah let's get some pussy tonight!
by Jack3t818 May 13, 2017
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Modern Day Hippie

a person knowledgable of the 60's and 70's and shares those values today. This person can take part in being a vegitarian or vegan, listening to music that envolves struggle or uplifting rhythms in times of struggle, respecting all creatures in whatever religion, believing in rastafarian religion, standing up for what's right, and always keeping the peace.
Dude, you're like a modern day hippie or something.
by ModernDayHippie#1 June 11, 2010
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Modern Warfare 2

If you say you don't like this game, there is a good chanced you will be assaulted and harassed by an insane martyr fan base for the rest of your life. Unfortunately for me.
Guy 1: I felt like going outside yesterday instead of playing Modern Warfare 2.

Guy 2: (in fanatic voice) MAN I SHOOT WITH WITH TWO DEAGLEZ AKIMBO CAUSE IM AWESOME LIKE THAT!!!!

Guy 1: Um... have you ever seen a gun before?
by AnonymousBystander April 1, 2010
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modeled

The loathed act of being killed by the over-powered Model 1887 shotgun in Modern Warfare 2, most notably in Akimbo form.
I swear to god if I get modeled one more time I'm never playing Modern Warfare 2 again!
by SToleniPOD December 29, 2009
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Moderator

Person 1: hey! Did you know I'm a moderator on reddit?
Person 2: No Charlie. You have to take your meds.
Person 1: fine. *takes meds*
Person 1: Wait! Hank! Please! Don't leave me... Hank...
by Greentext January 14, 2021
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Sherdog Forum Moderator

Sherdog is one of the biggest MMA website, therefore has a forum with high amount of members.

The moderators of the forum are most likely the biggest cocksucking faggots in the history of the internet.

These douchebags actually think that hold a position of power over a bunch of morons who kiss their ass because they are afraid of the ban hammer, thanks to their worthless and ridiculously high post count.
Sherdog poster:" BJ penn is a whining faggot"
positivebalance (greastest sherdog forum moderator ever): "fuck you motherfucker! don't diss my husband! arghhhhhhhhhhhh!" (*strikes teh ban hammer*)
by GreaseStPierre May 25, 2009
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