cock mitten

Noun.

1. A sheath, shield, or covering for the penis, probably made of cotton.

2. A derogatory slight to an annoying person, in the same vein as douchebag

1: I was gettin' some sun using this awesome new cock mitten! Check it! No tan lines!

2: That guy loves to hear himself talk...about nothing! Ugh. What a cock mitten.

by Pit Pat October 23, 2007

mitten

The soft furry thing between a woman's legs.

She don't look much but I heard she had a nice mitten

by Mittenking December 15, 2003

Squish Mitten

A woman's Vagina

Girl: Oh honey, suck my tits...

Guy: Ok, but I'm going for the Squish Mitten right after.

by akendall December 31, 2009

miten

he luvs tupac and thinks hes brought up a thug like tupac and believes he is truly black but plays netball in a purple bib.

miten loves tupac shakur

by ? December 27, 2004

the murder mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and frequency of murders, particularly in Detroit and Flint.

The Murder Mitten is not as bad as D.C.

by roller May 29, 2005

Mitten

A sex move involving all five fingers. Four in the stink, thumb in the pink.

I was sleeping and some creeper snuck in the room and mittened me. Ouch.

by CollyG September 12, 2009

Mixtinction

The death of race(s) by race mixing
(What 1488 aims to prevent)

Us minorities will win by Mixtinction, fucking the whites out of existence!

by brookoli November 17, 2018