bread missile

When your poop comes out and look like a baguette

Don’t go in your bathroom for a bit, I had a a bread missile

by Lxndrjmsfdr April 22, 2019

Pregnancy Missile

Another word for penis.

I launched my pregnancy missile right into her vaginal cave!

by Mr. Reeder February 26, 2018

moister missile

moister missile= another name for your penis

Mud dick was so dry I had to whip out my moister missile And find me some vagina.

by Confuzem February 24, 2018

mush missile

when a super hot girl has an ugly friend and her friend makes you soft

John: man katie is so hot
jake: yeah but her friend jenna gives me a mush missile

by bigfoothairyman April 11, 2015

Mayo missile

Dick

Launching my mayo missile into your pelvic Canyon

by Mr Blinky April 15, 2022

Hidden Missile

A gif that has a missile of the phallic variety. A trap gif that surprised you when you see their hidden penis.

I was browsing r/Kappa and they hit me with a hidden missile.

by C-1 June 22, 2018

Pork Missile

A hotdog, typically served with ketchup, mustard, and onions after the 9th hole

“Hey Dave, are you hungry? Do you want to grab a Pork Missile after this hole?”

“Yeah Steve sounds great! I want onions on mine!”

by RealSlimBizzle July 24, 2022