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Minamoto Kou

A boy that’s from an exorcist family, but his weapon got fucking sealed by a ghost that lives in a bathroom named Hanako.

Has a crush on a daikon leg Nene, and she has a crush on his BROTHER Minamoto Teru, and she doesn’t notice he likes her.
Weeb 1: Do you know the guy from the anime that likes the daikon leg girl?
Weeb 2: Oh do you mean Minamoto Kou?
Weeb 1: Yes! Yes, that’s who I’m talking about.
by OnionChain September 19, 2021
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Miami Merger

Two people that attend Miami University located in Oxford, Ohio that probably started out having a Pre-Med major and a Business Major, but as usual they both ended up graduating with a communication major. They probably talk all the time about how they kissed under the arch located under Upham Hall when the clock struck midnight. What they don't talk about is how they got sloshed every Friday and Saturday night at Brick Street, a local night club in Oxford. Any offspring they have have to go to Miami University, otherwise, the Miami Mergers will disown them.
Dad: Did you know that your Mom and I are Miami Mergers.
Son: If I hear this fucking story one more time Dad I will lose my shit.
by ARejectedFratBoy October 20, 2019
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Miami Sammy

A Jewish guy who dates/marries an Italian girl, and then thinks that he too is Italian.

Ends up dressing in Italian flag coats/shirts, puts an Italian flag sticker on car, tries to speak in Italian, drinks nothing but Italian coffee, cheers for Italy during the World Cup, names children Italian names, ect.
Murray Schwartz has been wearing that Italian flag T-shirt ever since he married Rossita....I can't hang out with that Miami Sammy anymore.
by MF12321 February 18, 2009
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miami steamer

The act of taking a crap on a person's back while they are laying out in the sun, leaving a nice pile of shit tan line.
Jon left a steaming "J" on April's back, she's gonna have one hell of a Miami Steamer tan when she wakes up.
by CubanAso September 14, 2006
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Miami Totem Pole

A common sex position in Miami. A guy stands up while carrying a girl and fucks her. Then, that girl has another girl on her shoulders and eats her out. That girl then carries another girl and eats her out. This totem pole continues until someone cums and the pole falls over.
Bro, I went to the beach and they were having a Miami Totem Pole contest!
by RoyLleh February 18, 2010
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Miami

The Havanaof America
Girl: Hey you want to take a trip to Cuba?
Guy: Nah lets just go to Miami
by xxkellygreen December 30, 2008
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miami zamboni

A sexual act so unspeakably perverted no one knows what it is.
The miami zamboni sequence had to be removed from the film "The Aristocrats" before the MPAA would even call it "Unrated."
by John XXX September 7, 2006
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