The general aversion of many people from the Midwestern US towards spending time, effort, and especially money on things which could materially improve one's life, which often causes folks to just accept a clearly sub-optimal situation as "fine".
Mr. C, your 60 year old wooden step ladder is way too old, rickety and wobbly to be trusted at this point, especially as you're getting on in years. Perhaps the purchase of a new step ladder is obviously warranted, but Toxic Midwesterninity is keeping you from buying a new one because you already have a "perfectly good" step ladder but really it's clearly dangerous at this point.
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Essentially, you have to straddle the girl's face as she's giving you head, pee in her mouth, poo on her chest, and vomit on her face.
Technically only theoretical because no one has proof of ever completing this rare trifecta.
Essentially, you have to straddle the girl's face as she's giving you head, pee in her mouth, poo on her chest, and vomit on her face.
Technically only theoretical because no one has proof of ever completing this rare trifecta.
Dude, I was so close to the Midwestern Grand Slam. I pulled the Des Moines Surprise and Sioux City Superman off at the same time, but she moved her head before the Topeka Destroyer hit her.
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where all the teachers suck ass. where there are hot girls but most are hoes. where the guys are ugly and hot but most all players. and the hound dawgs are the greatest people here. & not to mention all most students vape, drink, do drugs.
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A term originally coined by Technology Connections.
A term originally coined by Technology Connections.
Mr C.: "Wow this 60 year old wooden step ladder is perfectly fine. No need to upgrade anytime soon no sir, this thing will even outlive my grandchildren!"
Me: "Nah man, that thing is way too old, rickety and wobbly to be trusted at this point. You're suffering from toxic midwesterninity"
Mr C.: *Proceeds to mount the ladder, it breaks and he dies*
Me: "Nah man, that thing is way too old, rickety and wobbly to be trusted at this point. You're suffering from toxic midwesterninity"
Mr C.: *Proceeds to mount the ladder, it breaks and he dies*
by JerkingJerky January 14, 2022
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Zef is midesta male. I wish I could punch his face until it becomes swollen just like a beef burger.
by EggMale October 1, 2021
Get the Midesta male mug.The "Minnesota" accent is actually called either the Upper Midwestern Dialect or if you are talking about northern MN it is called the North Central Dialect. Both of these include other Midwestern states as well. The "Minnesota" accent is influenced by Scandinavian and Canadian dialects. There is a large population of Norwegian immigrants which is where a lot of the speech traits come from. The Upper Midwestern Dialect is the most common throughout the state. This includes traits like elongating vowels, esspeciall O. The North Central Dialect is more of the stereotypical "sing-song" kind of accent. Many people with the North Central Dialect will use V in the place of W. Turning "Well" into "Vell". Another reason for some of these differences is because many languages that influenced these dialects do not have many of the same phonemes that Standard American English has. So there you go... an indepth analysis of the "Minnesota" accent. (And trust me... Minnesotans do have an accent. I grew up there and then moved to the west and people catch it all the time!)
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