Barber madness

When you invite friends to comfort you when your letting your mom cut your hair. And then sit alone in your bathroom getting a hair cut while one of your friends write a urban dictionary about the situation. The other friends come and go to the bath room but mostly vibes WITHOUT you in the living room.

POV: The key to a good urban dictionary is bad grammar.

My name is Massmord and i like Barber madness

by Filo da puta March 20, 2021

March madness

A game of tennis played to the death the winner gets 2 cents

He won the tennis game march madness

by asdfasdk/fjakj2392u3 March 17, 2022

Mawdesley madness

When certain individuals forget there’s a world outside of the village they are from.

Is that blowie in the tap room getting Mawdesley Madness ‘Eyy, what dya mean going into town? You can’t do that, there might be Nike’y ticks, Maccy D’s and crowds of people.’

by Grant Mitchelll June 28, 2022

Ultra Madness

1. Beyond Extreme
2. When a environment is so toxic and out of control that may influence an individual or other persons display bad behavior.
3.Far Beyond Driven. Almost to the point of no return unless there is structure and safety in a facility.

4. Out of control. Damn near dangerous.

These nurses at the institution are so bad at their job they let the patients act out and do as they wish, however, they say that their caring but they are complicit in their actions. There is a lack of safety, there is tension and there is apathy. This can only be described as ultra madness.

by Drago Nino December 20, 2022

Ruikha Madness

Having happiness , Lively Energy , Knowledge

I'm having a Ruikha Madness !
She's been having a Ruikha Madness for a week since she passed the exams

by scttsh.pie January 29, 2023

BOOKI MADNESS

Someone who is staggeringly ugly and we dont know how ugliness can get that horrible

Holly is a BOOKI MADNESS

by Earwiggg youtube May 4, 2023

Neo Madness

Neo madness refers to an era after the "death" of the Madness Combat community which consists of people having a surface level interest of Madness and making it like every other fandom. The creator of this attribute the definition to current memes, shipping, and furrifying characters.

This definition has been watered down in multiple ways, the most notable being it attributing it to the spiritual death of madness, despite the named "death" being described before the neo madness era.

Person 1: "I saw a Sanford and Deimos meme where gay kiss"

Person 2:"That is neo madness"

by Cofa May 20, 2023