Micropenalized

When you encounter the man of your dreams only to realize u need a magnifying glass to find his disturbingly small penis in your hand, well two fingers... which then makes you feel like a pedophile unwillingly.

After we got comfortable at his place things got heated and I caressed his loins only to discover I had been micropenalized and felt sick to my stomach right after and ran to the bathroom...

by KOOLKITTY April 24, 2020

micro peen

a very small penis peen could only be seen under a microscope. Most women don't enjoy the so called micro penis.

person 1: hey did you guys hear about jimmy's micro peen.?
person 2: i heard that it is smaller than a lady bug.

by SHOOK1230 May 17, 2020

micropenis

where you have the “two millimeter defeater”
or your penis is smaller than a strawberry

when sam stalls on bottom he has a micropenis

by bigdaddydick April 18, 2021

Micropenis

A penis so small you need a microscope to see it.

Kim: "Yo did you know Timmy had a micropenis?"
Ashley: "Is that why you have a microscope??"

by HaloTopper April 29, 2021

Micropenis

Something I can't get rid of

Me: I wish I didn't have a micropenis
Doctor: Sorry son it's un-fixable

by Blitziskool May 11, 2021

Micropenis

What guys have when they drive lifted trucks, burn their tires off to the point where their transmission fails, and roll coal constantly.

Jeff: Yo that sick head totally has a fucking micropenis. Look at him in his PoS lifted truck rollin coal.
Jeff #2: Yeah he totally has a micro.

by Slimmy Fresh June 9, 2021

Micro-Peen

A very small penis

Cody P. has a micro-Peen

by PTFE August 4, 2021