MICKEY MOUSE

The thing that's been around for over 100 years but hasn't left puberty.

"I'm a pubescent teen"

" and I'm mickey mouse a rodent that

has no balls"

by MobiPlayz August 22, 2018

Mickey mouse

a 90 year old pervert that sucks minnies dry ass raisin puss for breakfast lunch and dinner

fuck you mickey mouse

by MobiPlayz November 19, 2018

Mickey Mouse

A kids show, that’s really cool and nice and amazing

I’m gonna go watch Mickey Mouse
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by bwakery May 31, 2021

Mickey Mouse

When you surgically get a third ball attached to your ball sack to look like “Mickey Mouse” and go at it doggy style while laughing like Mickey Mouse.

Dude, just got surgery! Want to “Mickey Mouse”. Later?

by Mickey moose January 07, 2020

Mickey Mouse

A mouse at Disneyland whom is made for children. He is also mentioned in cartoons and shows. He’s known for is funny and friendly personality.

“I can’t wait to see Mickey Mouse at Disneyland!” Squealed Ari.

by MickehMouse1038 May 04, 2023

Mickey Mouse

A demon of chaos and death, although seemingly innocent, this hellspawn will eat your children and then try to sell you a pair of mouse ears. Interestingly, these mouse ears are actually a demonic and symbolic message to satan that you’ve been marked by Mickey Mouse and thus, have no soul.

Kid: what the hell is that thing?

Mom: look away son, it’s a Mickey Mouse.

by Khoatic May 17, 2022

Mickey mouse

To put someone’s balls on top of someone’s head making it look like mickey mouses ears

hello Richmond pls Mickey Mouse me

by Mydog8725 May 02, 2019