Melissa

Lovely, Sexy, Smart, Loving, Fabulous, Stylish, Sweet, Kind, Caring, Wonderful, Beautiful Goddess; The envy of every girl in the world with a porn star body and the face of a goddess. Also the world's great mother!

Check out Melissa!!
She is the bees knees!!
Best looking girl in the world!
Every girl in the world wishes she could be Melissa!

by MadderHatter August 25, 2010

Mevissen

Someone who dates older men and is in denial. Generally they hide the relationship from their parents and it is usually a high school teacher-student relationship.

Wow, Eric is a real Mevissen, he just went on a another date with that 29 year old guy.

by hothotheat12 March 8, 2009

meista

One who is renowned for, has expertise in, or is a connoisseur of. Also 'meister'

'I'm da meista...da one who knows all dawg!'

by chameista January 1, 2005

Melisa

A short, bootylicious, insanity loving, leperchaun-like daisy. A creature of the sun. Prefers to be naked. Likes to laugh at devastation, panic, and chaos. Generally has a delicious badonkadonk.

My Melisa is off her rocker today, we need to feed her some Kornbread.

by Schmigiggles February 27, 2010

Melissa

Melissa is the coolest kid that has EVER graced the Earth. Most Melissas are ridiculously attractive and have many a boys wishing to bang them, crazy cowboy style. Melissas are also very generous and caring, often times taking care of their overly wasted friends, who while are entertaining, are prone to running away and getting searched by police. Melissas are also intensly smart and their brain power is like superheroic. COOL BEANS :)
A Melissa is one of the best things anyone could ever have, like ever. Love you baby ;)

Chelsea: "Have you ever had Pinedale Pizza?"
Melissa: "No?"
Chelsea: "It's like eating a slice of God"
Melissa: "Cool Beans"

by Super Tank January 13, 2009

meism

Self-importance without any evidence that we (or our world view) actually matter.

I reject the greater good as I believe only in meism.

by tillzen November 14, 2007

Melissa

You miss her the moment she stops speaking. You want her for every season. She is like every NY painting. She sets your heart aflame with a fire that never quenches. Then disappears forever with a "toodles".

Melissa is the heartbreak that you know you will be okay having.

by writtenbypen August 12, 2017