Someone or Something that is such a mess... the level of it, is off of the charts. It's past pathetic, past pitiful. It's to the point you almost have to walk away to keep from bustin a gut. Hot messes can exist in levels.
i.e. Hot Mess, Hot Fuckin Mess
i.e. Hot Mess, Hot Fuckin Mess
by Erik Waugh August 28, 2005

by Bnugg December 28, 2003

by Kay B. November 4, 2008

When one person is always going about their life in a jovial manner....but in a good way, making everyone around them in a good mood and being positive.
Example: " 'Ol dude has always charmed the ladies with his sense of humor and good nature. He's a good mess!"
by K1974 August 7, 2017

"Sean was in a mess of hurt when he learned that not only was his ex-girlfriend pregrant, but that her new man wanted to beat him up for his transgression."
by Storm Gifford May 5, 2006

A term used to describe someone who:
A) is badly dressed, or
B) has no idea what they're doing and is all over the place.
A) is badly dressed, or
B) has no idea what they're doing and is all over the place.
"Ella, you're a floppy mess in those ridiculous shoes."
"My paper is due in two hours and I can't stop procrastinating. I'm afloppy mess!"
"My paper is due in two hours and I can't stop procrastinating. I'm afloppy mess!"
by Zozofosho September 21, 2011

An attractive person, usually female, whose appearance is detrimentally affected by their level of drunkenness.
by Siddahleigh February 13, 2009
