The ability to excel in 4 jobs simultaneously while using a @stanford.edu email address. A Mershman seldom votes "yes" for fat chicks and enjoys "open roads" as a favorite past time. Mershmen keep their fans updated regularly through postings on any one of their online businesses.
1. Hey, is that Mershman on the side of the road?
2. Why is Mershman not updating his site, son?
3. Dad, none of these hand-me-down shoes and clothes fit, I'm gunna look like a Mershman.
2. Why is Mershman not updating his site, son?
3. Dad, none of these hand-me-down shoes and clothes fit, I'm gunna look like a Mershman.
by Tim Gunn February 7, 2008
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Get the back door merchant mug.A derogatory term primarily used against males, referring to somebody who sells dongs, such as a male prostitue.
by Koptor March 18, 2007
Get the dong merchant mug.a very tough individual who can handle himself in a brawl despite being outnumbered
also known as a 'tank merchant'
also known as a 'tank merchant'
person 1 : how did he take on those 3 guys and knock them all out ? is he a trained fighter ?
person 2 : no , hes just a fucking hard merchant
person 2 : no , hes just a fucking hard merchant
by jono9978 August 20, 2010
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Get the gloom merchant mug.The merch booth is the place a concert goer go to hang out if:
1.) The headlining band sucks and you only came there for the opener.
2.) You wanna meet the opening band.
3.) You wanna go smoke some blunts.
4.) You wanna go buy overpriced band merchandise.
The merch booth can be a place to meet people who are fans of the same band as you, a place to call your buddy on the cellphone, or just a place to be a wallflower. The most important part of the merch booth lurker is to never actually buy the merch they are trying to sell to you.
1.) The headlining band sucks and you only came there for the opener.
2.) You wanna meet the opening band.
3.) You wanna go smoke some blunts.
4.) You wanna go buy overpriced band merchandise.
The merch booth can be a place to meet people who are fans of the same band as you, a place to call your buddy on the cellphone, or just a place to be a wallflower. The most important part of the merch booth lurker is to never actually buy the merch they are trying to sell to you.
1.) "Dammit Deftones is playing now. Let's go hang by the MERCH BOOTH."
2.)"OMIGODDDDD the band is coming to the MERCH BOOTH to sign my tits!!!!"
3.)"Hold on, I'm gonna go smoke some weed by the MERCH BOOTH."
4.)"55 bucks for a concert shirt? Okay."
2.)"OMIGODDDDD the band is coming to the MERCH BOOTH to sign my tits!!!!"
3.)"Hold on, I'm gonna go smoke some weed by the MERCH BOOTH."
4.)"55 bucks for a concert shirt? Okay."
by Legion Tory December 24, 2008
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2. Derogatory term for a Jewish person. Made famous by the so-called Reverend and bigot Al Sharpton during the Crown Heights Riot of 1991.
2. Derogatory term for a Jewish person. Made famous by the so-called Reverend and bigot Al Sharpton during the Crown Heights Riot of 1991.
1. That diamond merchant ripped me off good.
2. Al: "Sorry, but we don't have room for the diamond merchant."
Jesse: "Yes we do, just stick him in the ashtray!"
2. Al: "Sorry, but we don't have room for the diamond merchant."
Jesse: "Yes we do, just stick him in the ashtray!"
by Deathgrind > you November 5, 2007
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