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melee player

Melee Player is a person who plays Super Smash Brothers. Specifically Super Smash Brothers Melee, a launch title for the Nintendo Game Cube which came out in 2001.
Melee Players typically gravitate towards this game because of the high "skill ceiling" when in actuality, they use cheap exploits. Going so far as to want a specific controller that has a specific flaw that lets them play better.
Melee Players are most often blinded by the nostalgia of Melee. This also occurs in Brawl Players.
Melee Players tend to not shower. Usually opting for the "cologne" to mask their unhygienic lives.
Some Melee Players, in their older age, tend to... let's say, do "stuff" to minors.
Man, I wish those greasy Melee Players could grow up and leave Super Smash Bros Melee Competitive in the dust. The game is 20 freaking years old!
by chronicthebledgehonk November 24, 2020
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Blumpkin Smash Brothers Melee

to receive a blumpkin while playing a death match in the classic nintendo game, super smash brothers.
"im getting a Blumpkin Smash Brothers Melee......oh, yeea....ohyeah......BRRRRRIIIINNNGGG get the fuck off me."
by tpeezy November 9, 2006
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mendenhall

Can be defined as: Signiatures in the musical fabric, with dazzle, and glam, and bubbles, emitting radiant energy through compulsive acts; humor or heady romanticism.
The carrots to your peas.
i met mendenhall
by maria brothers April 12, 2008
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melee

The act of slapping someone in the face with ones penis.
The melee match turned sticky when Arnold started thinking about his mother.
by sickafoo December 16, 2009
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Melee

A rapper from the Homewood-Brushton, which is located on Pittsburgh's east end. The artist is a member of Da Movement & 1st Round Draft Picks aka. FRB. He's well known as a former participant in the soundclick.com battle league NuBreed. He is most noted, however, for being a part of FRB, who in summer of 07' Topped the New School charts for the state of PA (soundclick.com) with their smash hit, "Class In Session". His solo mixtape, Silent Assasin Vol.1 is to drop Summer 2008.
That nigga Melee is ill Son Period.
Homies Melee is one of the nicest in the Burgh.
by HoodHistorian_412 March 3, 2008
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dirty mendek

A guy with two or more personalities and one of them is being extremely vulgar.
is it dirty mendek talking again?
by Igor Kikena September 3, 2007
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Untitled Melee Game

A game on the platform Roblox, which promotes fatherless children assaulting other fatherless children. Some children are more fatherless than others, such as the Hidden Knife User, or the Baseball Bat jab spammer. You may be lucky to see a Raider, the ultimate fatherless child. He will stick a giant unlubed hammer up your arse. If you play Untitled Melee Game, expect the disappearance of your father.
Person 1: Dude, my father just disappeared!

Person 2: Do you play Untitled Melee Game?

Person 1: Yes!

Person 2: Oh wow retard and you wonder where your father went
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