mayo man

Mayo man kinda like the Coochie man except he is not different he in fact actually takes Mayo and throws it at people, some say he works with the Pepsi bandit. The Mayo man covers anyone he sees with Mayo and they slowly turn black

Jordan: Do I smell Mayo?
Bo leis: ah shit that’s the Mayo man
Jordan: Mayo man why do you love Mayo so much

Mayo man: I’m just black
*gangstas paradise plays

by Shlong NF1 October 23, 2020

Mayo on the Pizza

The action of ejaculating on your partners crotch while screaming "Ticklay Ticklay Ticklay". The V shape of the crotch represents the pizza covered in mayo.

When I pull out I like to put the Mayo on the Pizza

by Ticklay October 20, 2020

Mayo - Seizure

A Mayo - Seizure occurs when someone consumes an unhealthy or large amount of mayonnaise, this has a high chance of causing a Mayo - Seizure.

Hey look Jenson, Bradley and Ashton are having Mayo - Seizures!

by Rogueybear January 6, 2021

Mayonade

One parts mayonnaise to six parts sparkling water, stir well and serve with ice.

There's nothing like a cold glass of mayonade on a hot Summer day. Aaaaaaahhhh thats good.

by Hundingsbana February 5, 2021

Makodamia

A very hot type of person who feels like shit very often.

"Can you tell me how your feeling?"

Makodamia: "I'm not really feeling like I wanna get lit.."

"Tell us how you're feeling.."

Makodamia: "Well, I feel like shit."

by Pomnini July 7, 2021

makodamia

slang for a person in your life that makes you feel incredibly comfortable and content. it could be a friend, a family member or a s/o

ruth is my makodamia.

by envyspet July 7, 2021

Mayo Dick

The Term Mayo Dick is that similar to the term Ketchup Dick as it relates to firefighters. A mayo dick on the other hand is typically a Burned out EMT, Paramedic or First Responder. A typical mayo dick is an individual who feels Fire Departments are pointless and waste taxpayer dollars to have shiny new trucks and fancy gear. Most mayo dicks feel EMS is the only public service that should be funded by municipalities. A mayo dick will typically be white and jiggly and have done the bare minimum when it comes to exercise. You can often times find a mayo dick sitting with their feet up in a lazy chair getting off to the shows Trauma, Live Fire or night watch.

I had the worst shift today. My MAYO DICK of a partner complained the entire day about Fire.

by Ilovecats99 April 7, 2022