Host of the "Maury" daytime talk show series. Show usually contains corny subjects such as:
1. "I have slept with 63 men, and I need to tell my husband!"
2. "Beaten, shot, raped, and burned. And I'm alive to tell!"
3. "I don't think my son is my husband's."
4. "Man or Woman"
5. "My baby is 235 pounds, and I need help!"
Notorious for it's large African-American viewership, and it's notoriously low ratings, Maury has been the butt of jokes since it's inception.
Maury Povich is married to embarassment-of-a-journalist Connie Chung and is usually busy putting up with her.
1. "I have slept with 63 men, and I need to tell my husband!"
2. "Beaten, shot, raped, and burned. And I'm alive to tell!"
3. "I don't think my son is my husband's."
4. "Man or Woman"
5. "My baby is 235 pounds, and I need help!"
Notorious for it's large African-American viewership, and it's notoriously low ratings, Maury has been the butt of jokes since it's inception.
Maury Povich is married to embarassment-of-a-journalist Connie Chung and is usually busy putting up with her.
Man, did you see Maury Povich today? Shanequa brought on her 54th man to be tested! Yeah, she's a ho.
by Zachary Peterson August 30, 2005
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Get the maurk mug.The best person you will ever meet. She is the ruler of the cool people, and much better than you. Never worry because if you need to know what an octothorpe is Maura will tell you. She is a Twilight genius, and she is way cooler than any unicorn you will ever meet. Yup. Shes the ruler of the cool people, octothorpe, Twilight genius, and the pegacorns. BOO-YA!
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Maurty is the nickname for specific people with little to no sporting knowledge and commonly used as a insult to describe people who appear to have down syndrome
Maurty is the nickname for specific people with little to no sporting knowledge and commonly used as a insult to describe people who appear to have down syndrome
Person one: "manchester united are the best team ever thier definitly gonna win the champions league this year"
person two: "shutup maurty"
person two: "shutup maurty"
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Random dude 1: Have you heard about Maurane ?
Random girl 1: Have heard that she has mermaid hair and that she can kick you butt if you touch it..
Random girl 1: Have heard that she has mermaid hair and that she can kick you butt if you touch it..
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Get the Nasty Maurice mug.Maurices are either very good at sports or very good at school. Generally, Maurices are known to just want to chill out in peace and drink a nice adult beverage from time to time. Maurices generally like to live the simple life all year round. They are fans of all Winter sports, they really like when it snows outside.
"That player skates as fast as a rocket!"
"Obviously, you are talking about Maurice "The Rocket" Richard here."
Guy 1: "What's that mathematical equation mean Maurice?"
Maurice: "It simply means Maurice = Snow."
Guy 1: "Wow! Maurice you are sure smart at school!"
"Obviously, you are talking about Maurice "The Rocket" Richard here."
Guy 1: "What's that mathematical equation mean Maurice?"
Maurice: "It simply means Maurice = Snow."
Guy 1: "Wow! Maurice you are sure smart at school!"
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