Mathematics

1. A truly amasing subject enjoyed only by the people who understand it.

2. Science would not exist without mathematics.

3. "Mathematics is not magic... just logic" - my maths teacher ><

4. Some ignorant people believe that maths is a male subject (Pffft) =)

Doing a mathematics question:
Gather the important information; figure out what you are required to find; apply the formulae most apropriate to the question; calculate.

The feeling of getting the correct answer (expecially if you have toiled a great deal over it) is unbeatable.

It's orgasmic ;)

by Yuukiiscool March 31, 2009

Mathew

A very seductive and suave man who attracts foxy honeys. Known to make women orgasm with a wink. A monster in everything he does. A god in bed. Pops cherries with his sexy stare.

He is no Mathew
i saw Mathew
Mathew touched me
Mathew is so cool
i want to suck Mathew
i licked Mathew

by Big Black Brother June 20, 2008

Mather's Day

the holiday celebrated on both Mother's and Father's Day by those single parents that have no actual children but only pets.

Permissible celebrations include cooking your favorite meal and feeding your pet from the table while you eat, forcing your pet to sit on the couch to watch a movie with you and buying yourself a gift, wrapping it and then opening it while you act surprised and thank your pet for the thoughtful gift.

Me and my dog sat and watched movies all day to celebrate Mather's Day this year. I'm preparing myself for when I actually have a child and we can celebrate Father's Day together.

by ernmoran June 2, 2011

Mathemagician

One possessing superior mathematical skills.

You would have to be a mathemagician to unravel the complexity of their latest budget proposal.

When it comes to statistics my brother is a mathemagician.

by deecee802 September 22, 2011

mathematician

A person who suffers from obsessive compulsive proving disorder.

-Mike, did you know that every whole number greater than 1 is a prime number or a product of prime numbers?
-No I didn't... I am a mathematician I need to prove it... (cries uncontrollably) help me please...

by Frikiboss December 5, 2019

Mateo

Just a guy that gets all the girls never gets rejected good at all sports will be rich and famous considered as a God and just good at all video games good at school and has a different girl every night. A Mateo is loyal if he wants to be and gets the Latina putas and the Znouds and Necs and Babatundes and the Chinese girls like Tsuki and the Arabic girls and white girls and black girls

Mateo also has the biggest dick out of all the other people it’s a scientific fact which is proven if your name is not Mateo it’s just sad but if you are a friend of his you are also on his level, if you are an enemy go kill yourself you don’t have a purpose to live you fat motherfucker shit trash garbage

Omg that God is so Godly, he looks like a Mateo. No way he is a Mateo and has the biggest dick I’ve seen bro. My mom told me about his dick that he fed her for the last 8 nights

by I’m just a God relax dude April 11, 2020

hailie jade MATHERS

the gorgegous Eminem (marshall mathers) baby girl. one of the most beautiful celeb kids ever! and is absolutely brilliant on track 19 on 'The Eminem Show' - 'My Dad's Gone Crazy'. Also on 'The Eminem Show' track no. 14 , 'Hailie's song' written for her by her daddy. Hailie and Marshall's father daughter relationship is the cutest one EVER!!!!!!!

Tracks on Eminem's latest album 'The Eminem Show'.

by Christie Leigh August 10, 2004