matchurbate

When you masturbate to your new tinder match.

Bro I got this dime on tinder yesterday, couldn't help but matchurbate.

by PCtheDon October 11, 2015

Mathered

When you have messed something up.

You cheated on your girlfriend;you have only gone and mathered it!

by 2PairsO'Pants August 18, 2016

MattHerronVlogs

A thick boi who is a meme at school he loves big Chungus and 7th Element by Vitas.. he’ll touch your dog.

Is that MattHerronVlogs!

by Matt Herron January 8, 2019

Mattherronvlogs

He a big chungus. He’s a big chunky boi

Omg is that mattherronvlogs

by Hexonsniper January 8, 2019

matherine

the best ship in the entire world 😍🥰😍😍🥰😍🥰😘🥰 everyone supports them and wants them together. i think they will marry soon.

person a: “what’s matherine?”
person b: “Idk, but i think they r cuddling everyday. goodnight.”

by matherine February 6, 2019

Marcher’s Foot

when you do marching band and you’re feet become unfeeling and immortal.

Normie: Dude, this boardwalk is so hot!
Marcher: I can’t feel anything because of my Marcher’s Foot haha.

by goldenfreddy2008 June 2, 2019

Matherly

You’ll never meet another girl like Matherly. She loves the Lord and always seems to have a positive attitude. She is smart, confident in herself, and will never cease to amaze you will all her quirks. You’ll find yourself always wanting to spend more time with her because her presence just lifts your spirits without trying. Matherly has a rare name because she’s a rare girl! She attracts many friends and has few enemies. She never means any harm and cares deeply for every person she comes in contact with. She’s a very go with the flow person but will never do something that does not agree with her heart. And if she does, she’s sure to speak her mind. If you have a Matherly, cherish her!

Matherly is the best person I know.

Matherly is so supportive!

by zubbydubby5678 October 2, 2020