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blaine and maritza

A Blaine and a Maritza have each others back 24'7 no matter wat the are the perfect match they both are kinda short they both are sexya Maritza is a person that loves to get in love with u and want ever part of your body to her self a Blaine is a very protective guy that will stop at nothing till he get wat he want he love and cares for a Maritza they are perfect for each other
Fred: did you see that movie last night of that guy and girl

Gred:yeah it was like a Blaine and Maritza
by Jeffready May 17, 2018
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Marital Bush

When a woman stops shaving her private area because she just doesn't care anymore now that she is married. This can include her legs and pits too.

This term is also applicable to men if he stops "grooming" his area because he has gotten too comfortable in his relationship.

*Individuals can have a marital bush without necessarily being married if they have already become too comfortable in their relationship.*
"Damn, that shit used to be nice and smooth," said Bob.

"What's going on now?" Asked Sam.

"She's got that marital bush going on. She just don't give a damn no more."
by RitaMcCheetah99 January 7, 2010
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Maritio

The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He's amazing & charismatic & charming & all the things you look for in a guy. He might not seem that friendly at first but once you get to know him he'll make you feel not only butterflies, but the whole zoo when you are together. If you meet a Maritio & you fall for him, don't waste time not telling him how you feel. Because you definitely DO NOT want to miss out. Trust me.
"I met this guy, sexy, smart, driven.... Wow"

"He must be a maritio!"

"You bet your floppy noodle he is!"
by AFriend,always June 2, 2013
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maritroll

A Maritroll is someone who repeatedly trolls you with flawless disses, pranks, jokes and other humiliating things. Like Impossible Mario (therefore MARItroll)
Damn due that guy set off a firework in your house, had sex with your girlfriend, completely owned you with that insult and then spray painted a dick on your car.

Ya he's such a maritroll
by Da Fuck is this word April 14, 2014
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marintzer

A dope ass German last name, also a dope ass family
Hell yeah, party at the Marintzer's!
by Ajmajmajm November 17, 2016
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Moritz Stonersyndrom

Describes a person who loves weed. This person dreams of Cannabis, grows it, would marry it if its a person, draws it,...

This person does everything what has to do with this little plant.
Hey you little sexy plant

Are you talking to you Weed again ?

I'm sorry but i got the Moritz Stonersyndrom
by Bubble66 January 2, 2017
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marital condom

Prenuptial
Think you may need a marital condom for this bitch.
by SubstancePfun November 1, 2017
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