mario 

a dumb ass short kid whos a try hard and gets a 105% on his projects cause hes that much of a tryhard, hes also like 5'0 and thinks hes taller then u but hes not cuz hes a lil tiny bitch that is a hella dry texter and needs to get thrown across the cafeteria

someone: ew whos that, hes so short

someone else: must be a mario 🤮

mario by gothboi cinnamon roll December 6, 2019

mario 

a sweet little plumber man, accompanied by his brother "luigi." mario is the older child despite being smaller (fatter)
included in many games by nintendo, ect mario kart, super mario, super mario bros, super mario galaxy, super mario 3d land,
mario was invented a long time ago.

guy 1=dude, lets go play some mario kart at my house!
guy 2=ok, but im playing mario!
guy 1=aww, damnit.

mario by pseudonyomi January 19, 2020

Mario 

A punk ass bitch who loves everything

Hi Mario

Mario fuck you

Mario by Yeetmano69 May 5, 2020

Mario 

Fat long lip man

Mario is mean

Mario by ——09– August 17, 2020

Mario 

it's-a him

i like to play mario games

Mario by mememayhem October 2, 2020

Mario 

This nigga won’t stop singing, every time I hear him he just won’t stop and to be cool you either have to smoke vape or do drugs or you ain’t no cool kid

Mario “ that’s just the way it is, the way. The way the way”

Mario by Some random as nigga October 19, 2020

Mario 

an autistic fuck

A mario came at me .

Mario by Sikeuletz_14 October 27, 2020