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Mardie

The handsomest of all men. A sweet, kind, wonderful and pure soul. He is considerate. Generous. The kind of person you want to always keep in your life. He is purely wonderful.
Come meet Mardie. You’ll never meet anyone more pure.
by Hellageller November 7, 2020
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Post Mardi Gras Depression

Post Mardi-Gras Depression, sometimes credited as PMGD, is a hangover-like (pun intended) state which effects all who attend the annual New Orleans tradition. The condition is brought upon by the end of wild partying, the onset of school/work, lack of free plastic, and the actualization that, for most men, they will not see another pair of good knockers until next Mardi Gras.

Symptoms include open weeping, headaches, drowsiness and the realization that your life may, in fact, be worthless. After Hurricane Katrina, many New Orleans citizens committed suicide once the city announced that Mardi Gras may never resume again.

Only time can undo these symptoms, as the patient will realize that Mardi-Gras will come again. As time passes, and as Mardi Gras approaches again, euphoria generally ensues.
1. I was going to go to church for Ash Wednesday, but I was so smitten by Post Mardi Gras Depression that I couldnt get out of bed.

2. On his way home from Bourbon Street on Tuesday night, John intentionally ran his car off the Crescent-City Connection, killing himself. Most people believe he did this when he realized that no woman would get drunk enough to sleep with him until next Mardi-Gras.
by MG MD February 26, 2009
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Pulling a marden

1. Listening to Music (for more than an hour) while simultaneously perusing Facebook!

2. Having no ability what so ever to type...like zero ability
Bob: Hey man what you doing
Jennifer: I am not a man
Bob: oh sorry my bad...hey girl what you up to

Jennifer: Nothing much just pulling a marden

Bob: Oh ok thats cool. Hey are Katie and Ben facebook Official yet?
Jenniffer: hmm no from my facebook stalking so far there are no notifications of such a relationship..by the way this new song from Lil wayne is amazing
Bob: you are definitely pulling a Marden

Bob:
by Pixar June 28, 2009
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Mardy

When somebody doesn't offer you a marshmallow, when they have a huge bag on their desk.
Lorna: Is James been mardy today?

Kelly: Not sure, why do you think that?
Lorna: Cos he's had that huge bag on his desk, and not offered me one all day.
by Perfect Princess July 22, 2009
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Marder

I wanna get me some marder tonight
by Sam Bence June 25, 2005
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Mardi Gras

Common mistake thinking mardi gras is only at bourbon street when it is not. It is mostly located on st. charles where everyone gets wasted and smokes pot. It is not just in the French Quarter! ONLY IN NEW ORLEANS!!!
I smoked weed over Mardi Gras vacation.
by popabitch May 13, 2005
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mardo

a type of insect that bites the heads off praying manti when it feels a territorial threat.
by kalzomard April 15, 2004
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