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running the marathon

A female with an exceptionally nice ass.

Derived from the term "its a tight race".
"Damn... she has a nice ass"
"Yeah man, she's running the marathon"
by Robert Schinkleheimerjosefinem December 16, 2008
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marginalization marathon

When people bicker about who has it worse or is marginalized worse, they have a marginalization marathon.
My friend group was talking about how hard their lives were and made it a fucking competition.. I swear I am so sick of their marginalization marathons!
by LingDanc803 May 20, 2025
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8 shot marathon

when one consumes 8 shots of any type of liquor at 1 a.m. or later in rapid succession and proceeds to run a distance of atleast 2 miles
Holy shit I hear Jeremy ran an 8 shot marathon in under 20 minutes!
by dickdrizzle6969 December 18, 2012
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Marathon Pedophile

A term coined by the 2021 visual novel comedy "Class of '09." The main character, Nicole, describes it as: "He tries to make you question society's hatred of pedophilia before he actually goes after you. So then you'll feel bad if you tell on him afterwards." "A predator that plays the long game, a marathon pedophile."
Nicole: "He's what I call a marathon pedophile."
by sunfighteryoriichi July 2, 2024
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Marathoner

A person who has run more than 6 marathons, and/or has shit themselves during at least two races
Wow, Prancis finally became a marathoner
by Janet Butterworth November 4, 2023
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But I still ran a marathon though

But did you beat "The Last Remnant?" NO YOU DID NOT MOTHERFUCKER! WHO'S GOING TO KEEP THE LIGHTS ON AT THE SQUARE ENIX HEADQUARTERS!? NOT YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Darrel Gorbles "But I still ran a marathon though!"

Hym "And you still threw out them pants!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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Din-marathon

This is a professional activity that includes Collecting Navel Fluff, Extreme Ironing. Mooing ,Beetle Fighting Collecting In-Flight Sick Bags, Toy voyaging, Soap Carving and Quidditch and must be completed before the harvest moon.
John: Hey you do you have any goals
Max: Yeah I really want to become a din-marathon
by It is a real thing February 22, 2022
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