Maathishvan

Actual god, fucking legend

Wow he is kool!
oh he is a maathishvan

by Unkownlolurmom June 18, 2019

Maathishvan

Actual god.

what religion are you.
I pray maathishvan

by Unkownlolurmom June 18, 2019

Matthis

Best person in the world with a giant peeen can carry u in fortnite and has 10 nigger passes

“OH YeAH Matthis you’re so hard and BiGGgG!”

by Mxtthxs_Yt March 28, 2019

Mantis Sacanicus

Horny Greek man who can only read in kinks.

Hello, my name is Mantis, and I read "pies" as "piss."
You just pulled a Mantis Sacanicus right there.

All Greeks are horny. We are having a horny wave spread all across Greece.

"Greece's no. 1 export is porn."

-Plato

by Lima Bean the Horny October 25, 2020

Mantis

Mantis is a person who sucks cock for a $1. He likes dressing in women's clothes and often gets his cock out to old men. Don't be a mantis.

He was flashing in the park,
oh he must be a mantis.

by Dotty89 October 7, 2020

Mantis

Mantis is a person who sucks cock in hell. He likes dressing in women's clothes and often flashes his cock at old men.

He was flashing people in the park. Oh he must be a mantis.

by Dotty89 October 7, 2020

Mantis Shrimp

The mantis shrimp sees more colors than any other animal. ... As compared to humans' measly three color-receptive cones, the mantis shrimp has 16 color-receptive cones, can detect ten times more color than a human, and probably sees more colors than any other animal on the planet.

The mantis shrimp sees more colors than any other animal. ... As compared to humans' measly three color-receptive cones, the mantis shrimp has 16 color-receptive cones, can detect ten times more color than a human, and probably sees more colors than any other animal on the planet.

by xenoscum January 12, 2021