by murker jerker March 23, 2018
Person 1:*gun shots* yea got you now
Person 2: *tried to catch air* just wait
Person 3 (witness):oh shit they just got murked 😳
Person 1:Mhm that’s that shit he deserved
Person 2: *tried to catch air* just wait
Person 3 (witness):oh shit they just got murked 😳
Person 1:Mhm that’s that shit he deserved
by K4ASHIN MONEY 😜 March 09, 2021
To mercilessly beat the bajeebies out of a fella. To beat em’ right into next week. To beat the daylight outta them. To beat ‘em so bad they’re seein’ stars. To beat ‘em so bad they drop dead, dead as a door nail.
by CEO of Screaming December 19, 2021
by riconasty515 September 04, 2018
When you're jerking off and you lose your erection due to an embarrassing or negative outside force.
Friend: "why are you so down?"
Me: "couldn't finish busting a nut last night."
Friend: "why not?"
Me: "got a case of penis murking."
Me: "couldn't finish busting a nut last night."
Friend: "why not?"
Me: "got a case of penis murking."
by xSebZero April 11, 2021
When you are having an important discussion about a given topic, and a guy then just randomly says a stupid and non-topic sentence.
Todd: Yes, I think if you add a little basil to the egg, it'll be much tastier.
Greg: You're right, I should do that.
Chad: I just farted!
Todd and Greg: Could you just stop f*cking Murking?!
Greg: You're right, I should do that.
Chad: I just farted!
Todd and Greg: Could you just stop f*cking Murking?!
by Relkozien March 28, 2019
To rush one or many juicy, delectable freshmen for a pledge class in a traditional Greek organization. Accomplished by networking friend groups, holding fun events, and getting frosh laid.
Frosh: "Yo Frat Star, I'm having a really great time at this event. I got laid because of you. I'm definitely going you guys!"
Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"
Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"
by TheFratLordSupreme October 17, 2016