Milk 

The excuse Dads make to leave your life and may or may not come back

Dad:"Kids I'm gonna buy some milk I'll be back"
Kids:"Ok Dad!"
(20 years later)
Dad:*comes home with Milk* "Kids I'm back! I missed you all!"
Kids:"Fucking Liar"

Milk by I ate your chicken nugget January 2, 2020

Milk 

What my dad left to get 10 years ago

Hey son I’m going to get milk
dad no please
Dad leaves

Milk by wholeftme10yesago January 24, 2020

Milk 

A white liquid in which your Dad went to get but he left for 17 years

My Dad went to get Milk but he has not come back.

Milk by xXel_papa_de_los_PollitosXx January 27, 2020

Milk 

Milk is a liquid substance often drank by weebs and redditors. Milk is made from the process of melting teeth.

"Did you know that milk is made from melted teeth?" "Of course, that's what the tooth fairy uses her teeth for."

Milk by MeltedTeethMan March 1, 2020

Milk 

What your dad went to get when he never came back...

Dad: I'm going to get some milk for the baby!

Son 7 years later: How come you have never told me or mentioned my dad?
Mom: Your father went to get the "Milk"...

Milk by y0urfr1endlyNe1gb0rh00dSp1der April 14, 2020

Milk 

Milk is something that most Fathers go to get from the store when a child is very young

Dad: Bye I'm going to go get the Milk

child: Bye Dad

*10 years later*

Dad: I'm back

child: YAY

Dad: nevermind I forgot something

Milk by Anime_Aot_FREAK April 24, 2020

Milk 

Something my dad went to get and never came back with.

Okay I be right back I forgot the milk from the store.

Milk by Dabhardmoore April 30, 2020