Big Black Sweaty Meaty Balls

That feeling when yo balls r sweating and you want to lick that sweat off them ass gay as that sounds it's true buddy

TODAY I LICKED MY BIG BLACK SWEATY MEATY BALLS

by Meatenjoyer November 18, 2022

meaty explosion

When yo dick can't hold it in anymore and ya gotta nut

Tiffany: "he had such a meaty explosion Rachel!"

by FranShortForFrank May 6, 2016

Meaty Beaty Mcneedy

A large object one can inject into the anus and put the other end into the nipples, erecting the nipples then causing the penis to ejaculate 3 loads of semen

Dan where is my meaty Beaty mcneedy my penis is feeling cold

by AverageTowelEnjoyer July 16, 2022

meaty face

The act of waking your friends face with an aroused member.

Fur

That old chap asleep on the park bench is ripe for some meaty face.

by fur 156 December 24, 2015

Meaty-Treaty

A penis that is kissable, but not in a sexual way.

"Thou did gaze upon Francesco's meaty-treaty? I wouldst behold at t furth'r and with pride."

by Ghetto Maestro December 2, 2019

Meaty head

A guy wearing one of those meaty netted American baseball caps which makes the back of his head look like a meaty pumpkin. Normally you can find a meaty head cycling down the side of meadow gardens at around 9:30 pm.

Dammnnn there's meaty head ja trying to hide behind a car at the side of meadow gardens looking like a plucked chicken

by Meaty ja July 23, 2025

Meaty Clap

A Meaty clap is a loud clap that echos and hurts your hand. Usually painful towards the palms of your hands.

“Bro that was a meaty clap”

by skar1401 March 12, 2020