Meaty-Treaty

A penis that is kissable, but not in a sexual way.

"Thou did gaze upon Francesco's meaty-treaty? I wouldst behold at t furth'r and with pride."

by Ghetto Maestro December 2, 2019

meaty bear paw

When a "bigin" girl has very large hands.

MItch's sister meaty bear pawed his phone right out of his hand.

by llahttam June 16, 2017

meaty slom

In short terms, a big fat cock

“Oi gowan kev, get your meaty slom out!”

by cole shasby June 1, 2018

meaty trombone

Blowing a hotdog that is sticking out of someone's ass

Stacy was giving Tom a meaty trombone the other day

by Baggenesse March 5, 2015

Mighty Meaty

The name given to someone's ass or thighs if specifically fat or chunky, especially to Flynn Pether.

“Jesus Christ, what a mighty meaty!”

by s.is.for.sex July 21, 2018

Meaty matador

When your ladie holds her lips open and says come get it and pulls away right before you get in

My women the other night said time for the meaty matador and I jump at it and jammed my junk on the edge of the bed

by Nevik doloh January 28, 2019

Meaty

the extra fat on your body that your friends are allowed to play with or squeeze

Jada: *has meaty*
Macy: *squeezes meaty*
Jada: Dont squeeze my meaty!

by itchinandburnin_stankyandfishy November 5, 2019