A person who looks like a rat, but with the training of the Karate. So in essence Master Splinter is just a Ninja Rat Boy
by Maverick October 13, 2003
Get the Master splinter mug.Probably the greatest Metallica, if not greatest metal album, ever released. With awesome songs such as Master of Puppets (the best of all), Welcome Home (Sanitarium), Disposable Heroes, and Damage Inc, this ablum does not fail. Metallica's...no, METAL's landmark.
Retard: liek omg, korn is soooo hevy
Guy: No, Metallica is the real deal. Listen to Master of Puppets.
Retard: liek omg ther gay the sold out lol noob
Guy: Dumbass
Guy: No, Metallica is the real deal. Listen to Master of Puppets.
Retard: liek omg ther gay the sold out lol noob
Guy: Dumbass
by Bashe April 30, 2006
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master of puppets is by far metallicas greatest album and probably the greatest metal album ever if you dont agree with me that it is ill come to your house and saw your fuckin head off and shove it up your ass and leave you to rot while vultures and other scavanger animals continue to peck away at your filthy rotten disqusting metallica hating faggoty ass body
guy 1:master of puppets is a good album
guy 2:no master of puppets is by far the greatest album ever created and just for saying that you will die a horrible death ass hole!
guy 2:no master of puppets is by far the greatest album ever created and just for saying that you will die a horrible death ass hole!
by ass cheecks March 9, 2007
Get the master of puppets mug.The Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 is a character of the Halo franchise, his only known name is John. He is known by many as SPARTAN-117, and more as the Master Chief, due to his rank. He is the last remaining SPARTAN-II as of late 2552. He was selected at the age of five to be in the SPARTAN augmentation program, meant to create super-soldiers to quell the Insurrection. The Insurrection was a rebellion from the UNSC. It was mostly destroyed by the end of the Human-Covenant War.
John, along with other SPARTAN-IIs, was augmented with various things. Not all SPARTAN-IIs survived, however. The survivors gained enhanced speed, strength, stamina, and agility. They were excellent tacticians and leaders due to their teaching of nearly every historically significant battle, and then some. In the end, though, John was lost after the destruction of UNSC Forward Unto Dawn. He was a hero, and died saving humanity.
Meanwhile, he has been mocked across the internet for the Halo story being poor and him being a 'fail'. While the story is not the greatest, surely it is not the worst, or it would be so bad it's good. Of course, your mileage may vary...
Please do not confuse with Mister Chief.
John, along with other SPARTAN-IIs, was augmented with various things. Not all SPARTAN-IIs survived, however. The survivors gained enhanced speed, strength, stamina, and agility. They were excellent tacticians and leaders due to their teaching of nearly every historically significant battle, and then some. In the end, though, John was lost after the destruction of UNSC Forward Unto Dawn. He was a hero, and died saving humanity.
Meanwhile, he has been mocked across the internet for the Halo story being poor and him being a 'fail'. While the story is not the greatest, surely it is not the worst, or it would be so bad it's good. Of course, your mileage may vary...
Please do not confuse with Mister Chief.
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"Hmmm, this "Master Chief Petty Officer John-117" seems quite similar to other video game heroes."
"Yes, indeed."
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"which 1ne?"
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"Hmmm, this "Master Chief Petty Officer John-117" seems quite similar to other video game heroes."
"Yes, indeed."
"hai r u mster chif?"
"no im not a chef lolololololollollololooll1111"
by Darth Anonyseudonym December 27, 2009
Get the Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 mug.When at an Asian Massage Parlor (AMP), hoping for a Happy Ending (ie: someone else will Master Bait you!) and they switch Masseusses on you. You start off with "Rub Mi Ping" the 23yr old Chinese gymnist, and once she sees you are "up" for it, sez she'll be right back. In comes Dragon Lady, 45+yrs old, to "upsell" you a Hand Job. Unless you want to walk out with a 2x4 in your pants and a set of Blue Balls glowing in the dark, you give in, soiling the sheets and your soul!
(at least for an hour, then you're horny again!!)
(at least for an hour, then you're horny again!!)
Guy1: That AMP has some fine lookin' Masseusses but they pull the Master Bait N' Switch on you!
Guy2: WTF? No way!!
Guy1: Yeah, a tight little Korean had my Timber all that, then they switched in Granny Oakley at the end to finish me off.
Guy2: STFU I'm gonna Blow my lunch!
Guy2: WTF? No way!!
Guy1: Yeah, a tight little Korean had my Timber all that, then they switched in Granny Oakley at the end to finish me off.
Guy2: STFU I'm gonna Blow my lunch!
by Touched Fondly February 5, 2007
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Get the Master Baiter mug.Someone who weighs the pros and cons before master-baiting.
Man I am a master-de-baiter. I knew if i got off then I would be ten minuets late for work... but the pros outweighed the cons.
.... I knew if I got off your mom would walk in... so I decided against it since she hasn't started her period since the last time she caught me.
.... I knew if I got off your mom would walk in... so I decided against it since she hasn't started her period since the last time she caught me.
by the Kool Kids Klub February 8, 2010
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