low-lying fruit

a plain jane that follows her better looking friends around and tries to sleep with their cast aways

Meghan got Bob shit-faced and tried to start up a threesome with us, she is such a piece of low-lying fruit.

That girl is low-lying fruit, she's hitting on every guy I brought here.

by mel monster April 18, 2010

lyingcheapmamasboywithoutmanners

What a bitch says to a guy when she can't stand being in a relationship

When she broke up with him, she said he was a lyingcheapmamasboywithout manners

by Remsen October 30, 2004

Lying scumbag.

1)a guy who thinks he can get away with dating both you AND your friend.

and/or

2) a guy who thinks he can lie his way out of trouble.

He was dating you and talking to your friend, then lied about it, what a lying scumbag.

by Lesbotron5000 April 22, 2010

Gt-bikes-chick-08 is a lying thief.

Parasite., idea thieving slag, would not have an original idea unless it hit her between the legs ( explains the kid )

Boil on societies left arse cheek that just won't die. Needs to be popped, and left to dry out....

"Oh if you just design this that would be great"

"I know i should of asked to use it, but didn't think it would worry you ""

""If i had an original thought , i think i would feint""

""Only ever posts the same picture of herself""

"GT-bikes-chick-08 is a lying thief..."

Gt-bikes-chick-08 is a parasite.
liar scum boil Gt-bikes-chick-08 is a lying thief.

by SOMEONE SHE RIPPED OFF. June 14, 2008

lymington

A Shitty little Yachty town in Hampshire. All the Bars are over priced and there is only on divey jazz club. The Kabab Shop closes at 11pm and pikeys beat people up who are just trying to go home.

Lymington is a realy shit town to go to.

by Jonny Church November 6, 2003

Lamington

The art of taking a shit and then jerking off and shooting semen all over said shit. The sprinkling of jizz resembling the coconut sprinkles on a lamington. A true lamington can be achieved after ingesting pepto bismol as it makes your shit a dark black colour.

Rob: How was your shit mate?

Bruce: Mate it was so amazing that I turned it into a lamington

by ShootDog McRooballs December 13, 2016

Lying

What Hillary Clinton does best.

You can always tell when Hillary Clinton is lying because her lips are moving.

by Triglet July 26, 2016