The man. The myth. The legend. A true god amongst men. Filipino Jesus, some might say.
However, with this power comes weakness. These weaknesses? A strange case of baldness, an unshakeable need to consume the soul of an innocent Chamber violin, and an affinity for all mustards and Starbucks. His height is also a considerable setback in his battle against inaccurate notes and rhythms.
You should not anger this special species. Although it is docile at most times, an inaccurate rhythm or being an Asian violin player has the possibility of angering a Dennis Langevin.
There is, however, a counterstrike to a Dennis Langevin’s erratic behavior. Mr. Burnside, and only he, has power to calm a wild Langevin. With his New York calm and odd fondness for vests and transition lenses, he is able to subdue the anger of a Dennis Langevin.
Take extreme precaution when playing music and especially existing. Only you can prevent a Dennis Langevin outburst.
However, with this power comes weakness. These weaknesses? A strange case of baldness, an unshakeable need to consume the soul of an innocent Chamber violin, and an affinity for all mustards and Starbucks. His height is also a considerable setback in his battle against inaccurate notes and rhythms.
You should not anger this special species. Although it is docile at most times, an inaccurate rhythm or being an Asian violin player has the possibility of angering a Dennis Langevin.
There is, however, a counterstrike to a Dennis Langevin’s erratic behavior. Mr. Burnside, and only he, has power to calm a wild Langevin. With his New York calm and odd fondness for vests and transition lenses, he is able to subdue the anger of a Dennis Langevin.
Take extreme precaution when playing music and especially existing. Only you can prevent a Dennis Langevin outburst.
*a large and loud crash is heard overhead*
Chamber Orchestra: Oh my god! What was that?!
Langevin: DID I HEAR AN I N A C C U R A T E N O T E
Chamber Orchestra: *descends into panic*
It’s Dennis Langevin!
Chamber Orchestra: Oh my god! What was that?!
Langevin: DID I HEAR AN I N A C C U R A T E N O T E
Chamber Orchestra: *descends into panic*
It’s Dennis Langevin!
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Cheif of the Defence Staff: "We need a new nuclear testing ground".
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Once known as 'the dogpatch' of Victoria, Langford has improved its reputation. It is now home to the Bear Mountain Golf Course, as well as many new, luxury houses.
There is one major high school in Langford. The highly overpopulated Belmont Seconday School is situated across from Westshore Town Centre, a mall that plays host to a number of drug dealers and shoplifters.
The demographics of Langford are unavailable, but one could easily gather that the majority of residents are Caucasian. As, few people actually choose to retire in Langford, its population is relatively young (especially compared to community of Oak Bay).
All things considered, Langford still has a pretty poor reputation despite the migration of wealthy, educated minorities to the area.
Once known as 'the dogpatch' of Victoria, Langford has improved its reputation. It is now home to the Bear Mountain Golf Course, as well as many new, luxury houses.
There is one major high school in Langford. The highly overpopulated Belmont Seconday School is situated across from Westshore Town Centre, a mall that plays host to a number of drug dealers and shoplifters.
The demographics of Langford are unavailable, but one could easily gather that the majority of residents are Caucasian. As, few people actually choose to retire in Langford, its population is relatively young (especially compared to community of Oak Bay).
All things considered, Langford still has a pretty poor reputation despite the migration of wealthy, educated minorities to the area.
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Langford.
Person 1: Don't people get stabbed at the high school there?
Person 2: Uhhh.. I don't know, but I didn't hear anyone talking about going on a week long heroin bender until I went to Vic High...
Person 2: Langford.
Person 1: Don't people get stabbed at the high school there?
Person 2: Uhhh.. I don't know, but I didn't hear anyone talking about going on a week long heroin bender until I went to Vic High...
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