A man who is attracted by random people sending him pee pee pictures through random social media account. Normally claims to say they hate it and they want to see them die.
He was being a total Luke the other day.
by ScytheTango October 22, 2017
Get the Lukemug. by buffstuff July 13, 2009
Get the Lukemug. Luke. Fuck your dad behind you back and will eat your newborn baby.
Also, since the thing is from London, he'll drink all your tea. Since he likes toast he'll also be a fatass and eat it all.
You'll think "...wow he's pretty cute." and then look behind you later and think "...wow, I dated him?".
Since he is a fruit he'll probably leave you for his uncle, or maybe your father. He's always had a weird taste in men.
If you ever meet this kind of Luke, bleach your eyes and wish you didn't exist because that's how you'll feel afterwards.
Also, since the thing is from London, he'll drink all your tea. Since he likes toast he'll also be a fatass and eat it all.
You'll think "...wow he's pretty cute." and then look behind you later and think "...wow, I dated him?".
Since he is a fruit he'll probably leave you for his uncle, or maybe your father. He's always had a weird taste in men.
If you ever meet this kind of Luke, bleach your eyes and wish you didn't exist because that's how you'll feel afterwards.
"Wow, this Luke guy is so cool." *One day later* "Wow, I get home and Luke drinks all my tea and then cheats on me by eating his grandpas ass on our kitchen table. What a queer.
by StaleSpaghetti July 3, 2017
Get the Lukemug. Boy 1: don’t look man don’t look!
Boy 2: it’s too late Luke has made me bend I it’s so much hotness
Girl 1: what are you guys talking about
Boy 1: him
Boy 2: it’s too late Luke has made me bend I it’s so much hotness
Girl 1: what are you guys talking about
Boy 1: him
by OskkiesNuggetsYT November 22, 2020
Get the Lukemug. Origin Greek: Meaning: Light giving
Luke exudes a presence that can’t be ignored, and nor should it ever be. Always sharing valuable information and bringing context to everything he shares means he takes his team on the journey with him, leaving no man or woman behind.
Luke exudes a presence that can’t be ignored, and nor should it ever be. Always sharing valuable information and bringing context to everything he shares means he takes his team on the journey with him, leaving no man or woman behind.
by Nadsinads December 13, 2022
Get the Lukemug. Quite optimal, pretty charmful guy who enjoys eating chicken wings and cookies. His hobby is playing video games. Lukes often think that Plants Vs Zombies is one of the greatest games of all times, and has very optimal gameplay, alongside Super Smash Bros Ultimate. Luke has a great and charming roster and has very wide knowledge of Nintendo Games. He usually mains Bowser in Super Smash Bros.
by charmful guy May 7, 2021
Get the Lukemug. The best human person ever. The greatest friend ever and the one person who will always be around to talk to. Someone that you can trust and that will care for you through the toughest times. Someone you will love forever and someone that will always love you. Never take them for granted because when they’re gone they’re gone.
My best friend is Luke and I love him
by Cliky clacky November 30, 2018
Get the Lukemug.