Lobster Roll

A fat, girthy, engorged penis that is consticted by a cock ring, band or other device turning the knob a deep, dark shade of red.

Roger turned on the porn and grabbed his lube for a quick wank after he had donned his cock ring and stiffened up a lobster roll.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015

sausage lobster

A homosexual male, often a sailor or a member of the navy, who attempts to entice men into sexual acts, in or around a port or dock.

We went to check out that bar down by the pier but the minute we did Eric got jumped by a sausage lobster.

by Solomon June 19, 2006

lobster snatch

The term used when a female shaves her vagina and it becomes red with a rash.

"While Mikey's sister was sleeping, i dry shaved her clam and gave her a nice lil lobster snatch!"

by David Meece January 5, 2006

lobster sauce

Vaginal secretions that occur during arousal.

Man 1: "I like to go downtown (lick a woman's genitalia)."
Man 2: "You sure like that lobster sauce!"

by Eli 5 Stone October 21, 2006

labia lobsters

pubic lice or crabs

I went down on this bitch last night. When I looked in the mirror this morning, I had her labia lobsters in my eyebrows.

by unitpro1 January 1, 2010

lobster washer

Used as an alternate term for a BJQ.

Kristi wouldn't sleep with me, but that girl is one helluva lobster washer.

by Fletchilicious September 13, 2009

Lobster Balls

When the lower region of a mans scrotum is burned while sun bathing.

I was trying to get a tan yesterday at the beach, but didn't notice my balls hanging out of my shorts. I fell asleep and woke up later with lobster balls! OUCH!!!

by Big Guy JT January 10, 2009