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Bearded Lizard

When giving a blowjob and having your tongue at the back of your throat, this then allows you to spit the contents with excessive force like a lizard or dragon.
Damn Madeleine can really do the Bearded Lizard, it went for metres
by Jollyjolliver September 11, 2016
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wizard lizard

When you and your significant other cosplay as lizards during intercorse (also see furry) while casting spells at one another.
I came so hard after Wizard Lizard. Fireball was the money shot.
by BEUTYFLAEKS November 4, 2017
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Dry my lizard

To urinate, make water, relieve yourself, take a leak, spend a penny, pass water.

The phrase can be used in many situations, with the best one being when you're going to toilet and want to emphasize it through announcing it by using a synonym.

The origin of the phrase refers to a typical behavior of lizards, which lay on stones when they want to dry themselves.
"2 seconds guys, I need to dry my lizard."
by Homeboy[[ May 31, 2009
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zipper lickin pond lizard

Female that tends to hangout around ponds or lakes where groups of males tend to gather drink and fish,these females tend to be cum dumpsters for these men and don't care if the are in a relationship!
That woman is a zipper lickin pond lizard.
by Ringer77 May 31, 2018
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Blue tongue lizard

A bong rip from a gatorbeug but using gatorade as billy water.
Darcy: you ever done a bong rip from a blue Gatorade

Adam: yeah that’s called a blue tongue lizard
Darcy: yeah that’s it
by Who’s Scott green July 17, 2019
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Jizz Lizard

When one who is about to recieve jizz in their mouth sticks their tounge out with as much enthusiasm as a lizard using their tounge to feel and see.
"That girl that I slept with last night was such a jizz lizard. She couldn't wait to get my jizz in her mouth."
by Matt McCune March 31, 2008
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lizards

Shape shifting human-lizard hybrids.
Generally heads of state, captains of industry, members of secret fraternal or black ops organizations. Not to be messed with.
I've also looked at Icke's writings, and the Bush family and many members of his cabinet, together with the royal heads of Europe and many members of Kalifornia's Bohemian Club all qualify as members of the shape shifting lizard-human hybrid family. The Queen Mother was supposed to be gargantuan and especially fierce when in her lizard form.
by lizzie February 18, 2005
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