litphoenix

litphoenix otherwise known as phonx is a well-known Hypixel player who has the monthly questing record. It is rumored he has orange and black hair and likes to eat beans on toast, some think he might even have blonde hair. He was a part of the 2021 Murder Mystery infection boosting parties, the one that got a bunch of players banned, but he didnt because he is secretly an admin but you didnt hear that from me. He is also somehow amazing at art and participated in many Rebel art events, and loves mathematics a lot.

Person 1: Hey do you know litphoenix?
Person 2: The AP hunter guy?
Person 1: Yeah he got the monthly questing record

by cаshcow69 June 10, 2023

Lithuanian

The language spoken in Lithuania, it is one of the 2 surviving Baltic languages. Lithuanian is known for being very hard to learn, with 7 cases, and in some dialects even 9 or more.

-That guy speaks Lithuanian
-How many decades was he learning it?!

by ignasvas July 30, 2017

Lithuanian Mountain Pie Smash

The act of vomiting onto a sexual partner's penis and then promptly mounting and riding it.

Joe: Dude, that blind date you set me up with was kinky.
James: How?
Joe: She gave me a Lithuanian mountain pie smash on her own.

by Mountainsmasher June 16, 2011

lither

An anagram for the word Hitler used by any nazis that remain when they need to converse openly, or when around a bunch of jewish people who might take offense to you speaking about Hitler

*next to Jewish person*
Dude 1: So in history class we were learning about lither and the Third Reich.
Dude 2: Cool story bro. Tell it again.

by FPS_EPIC September 9, 2011

lithopedion

a stone baby, the rare result of a late, spontaneously terminated ectopic pregnancy where the fetus becomes calcified. Thought to be, in large part, due to the body's need to prevent host vs. graft disease and the clinical pathology that GVHD might entail

also, used to describe someone way beneath you, especially when the person is of normal quality but you are the absolute shit

You remember lee ann, that fat bitch that always said she was pregnant? She actually had a lithopedion inside her all those years.

You're all lithopedions compared to me

by Seantae-4 the Dr. Dick July 12, 2007

Lithuanian

A Northern European language that sounds like if a Latvian got their vocal chords ripped out then got a transplant from a Russian person who was drunk

Lithuanian low-key dosent make any sense

by iliterallycannotthinkofaname April 6, 2020

Lithosexual

An individual who sexually identifies as wanting to have sex with the Star Wars character Litho Calrissian.

Weeb: Damn, Litho Calrissian from The Empire Strikes Back is so hot, I want to suck his dick.
Tom: His name is LANDO CALRISSIAN not LITHO you fucking lithosexual idiot!

by Not an Avocado June 30, 2020