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litphoenix

litphoenix otherwise known as phonx is a well-known Hypixel player who has the monthly questing record. It is rumored he has orange and black hair and likes to eat beans on toast, some think he might even have blonde hair. He was a part of the 2021 Murder Mystery infection boosting parties, the one that got a bunch of players banned, but he didnt because he is secretly an admin but you didnt hear that from me. He is also somehow amazing at art and participated in many Rebel art events, and loves mathematics a lot.

Person 1: Hey do you know litphoenix?
Person 2: The AP hunter guy?
Person 1: Yeah he got the monthly questing record

by cаshcow69 June 10, 2023

Cosette Theory

Cosette Theory is the scholarly examination of Cosette’s linguistic idiosyncrasies, particularly focusing on recurring typographical errors and the identification of consistent patterns in her lexical mistakes. It extends further into the analysis of habitual behaviors and the prediction of her actions based on linguistic and behavioral trends. In essence, Cosette Theory serves as an overarching framework for understanding Cosette’s unique communicative and behavioral patterns.

Gerbert: "Yo, Cosette has dropped the word 'ducking' like 6 or 7 times in the last hour. What’s the deal with that?"
Zoidberg: "Have you even read up on Cosette Theory??"
Gerbert: "Is that a dropper reference or something. This is the 2112th time you've mentioned that"
Zoidberg: "Gerbert you have mental covid"
Horse: "Who doesn't?"
WhoDoesnt: "Fuck my chungus life"

by cаshcow69 November 11, 2025