lipstick on a pig

slang for when someone tries to dress something up, but is still that something. usually used on ugly broads, when they put on a skirt and some lipstick and well, they still look like the same digusting pig.

"You put lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig"

by doo doo brown January 9, 2004

Lipshit

Lipstick or other lip crud that accumulates on a person's coffee mug, soda can, drinking straw, etc.

The lipshit on that can of Tab came from Mary's lipstick.

by Carl Stawicki June 7, 2009

Lipsdick

When someone gives a blowjob and gets cum on their lips

"Last night I applied her lipsdick..."

by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

lipstick stamp

When a girl wearing colored lipstick goes down on a guy and deep throats all the way until her lips are at the base of his penis, then she closes her lips and presses them against the shaft to form a perfect ring of colored lipstick around his penis, making a lipstick stamp.

I want to give you a lipstick stamp.

by Boss-ass-boss December 15, 2016

sausage lips

very large lips, resembling sausage links

Man he has some big ass sausage lips!

by mfizzleyo March 8, 2009

lips, legs, breasts, and ass

Four key external features that a man of taste first sees in a fit, healthy, and attractive young woman.

Quagmire, a sex-crazed character from the hit TV show Family Guy once called a woman this.

Quote from the Family Guy show:

Child Services Woman: Hello.
Quagmire: HEY, GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN--well hello lips, legs, breasts, and ass!





Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.

by Mark H November 21, 2004

white people lips

paper thin lips

"wow, that person has white people lips."
"i know, they're so thin

by ashton irwin's babe February 21, 2015