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Lasso

The combination of the words "little" and "asshole." Adjective that is often used for careless rude people. Can also be used when referring to douchebags you previously dated.
A: "Are you still dating that guy?"
B: "Nah, he got belligerently drunk at my sisters wedding and started a cake-fight."
A: "What a lasso."
by jahroony October 6, 2012
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Lasker

To 'give someone the Lasker' means to rip them off. The word Lasker comes from Lasker Jewelers located in Rochester, MN. They are known for having high prices on low quality diamonds, thereby ripping off anyone who buys one.
Dude, that guy on eBay totally gave me the Lasker. He didn't send me the item!
by SpenceMan01 July 30, 2008
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larko

a boy who thinks he is strong but he is weak
larko ; im strong
richie:ur gay
by paulhhhh January 16, 2009
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Lacko

The term lacko is an abbreviation for the longer phrase "lack of nuts" suggesting a man of low testosterone, filled with angst, and generally lacking in most social categories. A lacko is known to lack frequently causing his friends to continually promote benevolent but powerful pranks upon him, in order to keep his lacking in check. The term is thought to have originated from a pool game involving several friends, in which the lacko of the group loudly exclaimed "I've got the small ones!" intending to refer to the pool balls, but subconciously referring to his own nuts.
Dude, did you hear from Lacko?

Naw man, he's really lacking today...

Yep, he sure does lack.
by Danzius Deathbringer February 5, 2010
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Lackofcocksis

Lackofcocksis is a disease that is commonly found in women that are married for more then 5 years. It typically causes irritableness, stress, constipation, rage, and the desire to conflict pain on a spouse or individuals within proximity.
My wife almost ripped my head off this morning for no apparent reason, I think she has a bad case of Lackofcocksis.
by nigspicnet March 9, 2011
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Cock Lasso

When you have a girl whipped and she knows she cant go to another guy
Dude shes not going anywhere, Not as long as shes in my cock lasso!
by DJNickDANack December 25, 2010
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The Laskowski Special

A type of blowjob preformed by members of the Laskowski family. It is similar to the gawk gawk 3000 but has its own special twist. The techniques used to preform the Laskowski Special have never been publicly stated. The act of the Laskowski Special has never been used by anyone not from the Laskowski family.
Friend 1: Wow that dude just gave me a Blowjob, specifically The Laskowski Special.

Friend 2: What's that?

Friend 1: It's a special kind of blowjob that can only be given by members of the Laskowski family.
by Renascent October 3, 2021
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