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Lackofcocksis

Lackofcocksis is a disease that is commonly found in women that are married for more then 5 years. It typically causes irritableness, stress, constipation, rage, and the desire to conflict pain on a spouse or individuals within proximity.
My wife almost ripped my head off this morning for no apparent reason, I think she has a bad case of Lackofcocksis.
Lackofcocksis by nigspicnet March 9, 2011
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Lackofcockitis 

Simply put, needing to get laid!
My sister has symptoms of lackofcockitis, she really needs sex!
Lackofcockitis by Lil sis 68 October 6, 2018
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