Fart Lapse

The period of time it takes between the fart and the recognition of the fart, from another person.

"Hoorah, today I got a record Fart Lapse of 21.54 seconds!"

by JollyGoodShow April 19, 2014

fish lipped

when a joint is passed around and someone gets too much saliva on it, it becomes wet and hard to hit on

dude, you fish lipped it!!

by ebjimmyg June 5, 2005

Bucket lipped

A over sized bottom lip

(racial slurs only toward middle-easterns and africans but NOT against Black-Americans)

"Mommy Daddy what do you call that persons with that big lip"

Well he has a Bucket lipped often know for people from the middle-eastern blacks or black africans

by Private Joke November 22, 2010

lappy

Another popular name for the laptop.

Hold on; lemme get my lappy and then I can show you that email.

by J.Lup. January 19, 2011

Red Lipped Ninja

When going down on a girl and in the process she starts her period, unknown to you.

"Jane forced him to munch the rug last night and he ended up looking like a red lipped ninja."

"Bobby was going down on Sarah when she totally red lip ninja'd him. What a bitch."

by thatoneguyuno May 11, 2010

jester lapse

Pedophile (black guy).. Normally lurks around Facebook for young White Women.. GraalOnline/Tiger

Jester Lapse :Online Gansta thinking he's hard

by TheRealBree October 8, 2013

lappie

Another term for a lap dance

Dang, I want to get a lappie from the pole hoe, but she won't come over here. That pole isn't even giving her money.

by Martin Goya April 19, 2006