Lolsalded

To be assaulted by a man who is laughing out loud.

In the new batman movie, The Dark Knight, the Joker says his father lolsalded his mother with a kitchen knife.

by HarmlessPill August 20, 2008

lolshic

Laugh out loud so hard I cried.

Someone sends you something extremely funny and you send back LOLSHIC

by luvslash! July 5, 2009

lolshmah

an abbreviation for: Laughed out loud so hard my abs hurt

That was so funny. lolshmah

by nikmead July 11, 2010

Lolsabub

An alternative for the word "lol", one of the many variations of the word, can be used in place of anything.

Friend : "Hey, I just found out that your best friend is now a gay fish "

You : "lolsabub"

by ShockWall April 18, 2010

lolsaq

Laugh Out Loud Stupid Ass Question

Pronounced lol-sack

Joe the Plumber: "What's the G-spot?"
Barack Obama: "Lolsaq"

by Swimming Jesus October 3, 2011

lolsac

Laugh Out Loud Snort And Cry

*insert joke here*
*Ali begins laughing out loud, snorting and crying*
Greer - "omg Ali just lolsac'd"

by macchappell February 25, 2015

lolspatch

lolspatch - another word for Steri-Strips (skinny band-aids). Used when you laugh out loud so that the sides of your mouth split and the blood comes out.

Dude 1 - Hey that was a funny joke - ha ha ha ha ha

Dude 2 - Hey where is that red water coming from?

Dude 1 - Hey my mouth hurts from Lots Of Laughing Out Loud

Dude 2 - Hey you're bleeding. Let me join the flesh back together with a lolspatch

Dude 1 - Hey that was a funny joke - HA HA HA HA HA
Dude 2 - Hey where is that red water coming from?
Dude 1 - Hey my mouth hurts from Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
Dude 2 - Hey you're bleeding. Let me join the torn flesh back together with a lolspatch

by Swatter Tom April 5, 2015